this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
477 points (98.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

33434 readers
4281 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Carrot cake is hard to light.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 4 days ago

They are amazing as edibles though!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

These are more portable

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

I don't have any more edge. Everything is round now.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

"Those edibles ain't sh-"

3 months and 50 pounds later:

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

For the raisin haters: What if instead of raisins, you just had chunks of raw carrot?

[–] cattywampas@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not even a raisin hater but raisins in carrot cake does not sound good at all. Give me walnuts or pecans.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've never liked them in a carrot cake. Most older recipes will call for both raisins and some kind of nut, but I've never had a problem leaving the raisins out.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

I'll take all of the above!

But I am a big big raisin fan.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How you gonna get raw carrot in a cake you bake in the oven.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You put them in after baking it. Just shove a whole carrot through each slice..

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Stay away from my food heathen.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

for the raising haters: do you want to stay a midget?

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Bro just used the M-word 💀

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

I prefer my carrots without unsightly blemishes, thanks.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

Unironically me

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Is that cake getting flicked off of his hand and onto the floor?!? Sacrilege!!!

[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

mmmh internet centipede content. You're better than this TPM. oh wait where am i? NEVERMIND, carry on CAP'M

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Idk why but your comment has the same aura as this meme

[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

well can i?