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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

Gaying instrument

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So when I was called a cutie patootie they were calling me a dick? Hm, makes sense now

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Technically they were calling you a cute dick.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Patootie seems to be defined as a girlfriend, OP makes no sense

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would grade this paper an A+, but I have to deduct 10 points.

You forgot tally whacker

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And is Long John Thomas a word?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Ooh, so apparently these are in Green's Dictionary of Slang! And although they are mostly British, the dictionary is not limited to UK English. And it's got quotes! The one for kicky-wicky is Shakespeare, love it!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Welp, there's the monthly mention of the underwater Smurfs...

I'm surprised no one has tried to reboot them yet.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

Surely you mean “re-snork “?

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are those the years when the term was used, or like, a score?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

These are all British, aren’t they?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 3 days ago

master of ceremonies and ambassador are my favourite

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These are 100% British. No chance theres any US or Aussie or what have you

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

That was my feeling as well, but at least the patootie one is US slang.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

kneel before the father confessor.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The first five are absolute bangers

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

.. Man you Brit’s are kinda weird…