this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

thanks, i'm going to send this to all my friends from filmmaking uni and see how many of them get mad at me

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

They will fucking die, one by one

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they get mad you could say, "Sorry for that, BTW both PT and Wes Andersons are pretentious hacks" and turn off your phone.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

butbutbut... i do actually like Wes Anderson T-T, they scratch my brain the right way

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did it go? My friend just said yasss

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

they all reacted well, even the most hipster one. they must've matured a lot since uni days :)

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

!shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

[–] VonReposti 12 points 1 month ago

What the fuck, it actually exists

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I just crossposted it :D

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

This shitpost is so shitty it keeps making me angry for a few seconds, and then I calm down remembering it's a shitpost, and then the cycle repeats. Outstanding!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I have a brilliant idea for a phone game.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That was a terrible movie. It went so far up it's own ass that it came out it's mouth, twisted around it's body, and went back up it's ass a second time.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)