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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 173 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 135 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Remeber: whenever someone tells you to strive for success and live each day like it's your last, every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated person; so maybe just chill a bit.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

sadly a lot of them are just very wealthy tourists and pay a lot of money to be babied up a very difficult mountain with a very small peak, and some just REFUSE to understand that "death zone" isn't a tongue-in-cheek, cutesy kind of name, it lacks the oxygen you need to be alive. Still, someone's bored generational wealth having kid is gonna walk up there without a tank and see what happens.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Remeber:

Remeber remeber the fifth of Noveber

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, most of the bodies are there because they chilled a little too much.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Thanks to global warming they won't be chilling for too long

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I hiked Everest and all I got was this 20lb bag of poop."

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Decent T-shirt idea. Small pool of target customers though.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They should load the dead bodies up with garbage and slide them to the bottom.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

they will straight up drop them into cracks in the ice. honestly, it's more dignified than climbers using your earthly remains as a mile marker and nicknaming you something like "Black Finger's McGee"

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is Everest, not the Murderhorn.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Either way my powersauce bar has six types of apples.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

It's mostly shredded Chinese newspapers....

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imo they should just setup a giant slide to go down.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just throw/roll the trash/bodies a little further down the mountain as you come across it. Eventually, it'll make its way down.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I appreciated your joke, sir.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 6 days ago

Hey thanks, for a second I was wondering if I actually made a goofy reply to a serious comment

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You've really split Lemmy in half, but you absolutely got a chuckle out of me.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Probably because there isnt a road

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why dont they just use GTA physics and drive up the vertical cliff faces? GTA is based on real life isnt it?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 6 days ago

Thats a good point i hadn't considered that

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If that doesn't work maybe horses from Skyrim!?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Who the fuck names an animal Peertopeer...

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 6 days ago

That's what ALL-TERRAIN tires are for ARROOO

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

[off topic]

Great graphic novel, "High Crimes." A disgraced Olympic snowboarder now works as a corpse retriever on Mt. Everest. She and her partner charge $50,000.00 for the return of the dear departed.

https://comichub.com/products/high-crimes-graphic-novel-mature-

[–] ray@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just put on hold at the library!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't get me started...

Too late...

'The Harlem Shuffle' by Colson Whitehead.

'Red Harvest' by Dashiell Hammett.

'The Secret Place' by Tana French...

Save yourself, it's too late for me...

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Red Harvest is so good.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Many many thanks! This does look right my alley.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago

my guy looking like a lethal company employee

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

Rich and ambitious people pollute everywhere they go.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What I wanna know is..

Who weighed all that shit? 💩

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

probably an estimation based on the supplies itinerary & time spent climbing, up to a certain point before they told people to bring their poop back with them i think it's safe to assume nobody did

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago

You lnow how many people have climbed, you know the average weight of a human dookie, and you know how many times people ahit in average each day. You know that no one is bringing those dookies down, so you have a rough idea of how much shit is on the mountain.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Won’t this be great once the earth warms up 5 degrees?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 17 points 6 days ago

Ooh when the ice melts, an 8 km high torrent of shit and disintegrating corpses will come down… hmmm.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For a while, yes. But the whole reason why there is so much shit up there is that the low temperature keeps it from getting processed by micro organisms, no? So once that really gets going we should see a wholly new ecosystem up there of plants, fungi, and animals that previously never inhabited the area.

Note: this is my semi-educated take and I would love for an actual biologist to comment on how climate change will transform Everest.

[–] MakkaPakka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the lack of oxygen up there too, and I don't think climate change will affect that

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

There's anaerobic decomposers, and plenty of organisms have wider tolerances than we do

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

If I ever meet someone who boasts about climbing Everest, I will be sure to ask them questions like "How many dead bodies and how much trash did you see?" and "Does it smell like doodoo the whole way up, or does it get cold enough that you can't smell the piles upon piles of human shit?"

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

They're mad about all of the human shit? What about all of the human bodies?