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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Let's assume this is correct about surface plants needing the raw Magicka from the sun to live.

Blackreach is full of plants, many of which are edible, and receives no sunlight. Humanoids could just start farming the plants from Blackreach along with fungi. That should be enough to sustain a large enough population for Harkon and his court to feed on in their vampire paradise.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I've heard this one before...

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The writers had to justify calling it Skyrim

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No. its because Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I want to play a game one day where it has a character AI good enough to be able to point out something like that and have it affect the flow of that character's story.

"Oh hum.. you... make a good point. Ok, pivoting: let's block out the sun but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays!"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You want to play a game called Fallout: New Vegas

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah

It's a very good game but it doesn't have that kind of AI

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is it the light or the UV rays that kill them, because if it's just the UV rays, we have technology that can block them now.

[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

It's neither, It's the gaze of the god auriel.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

We stopped hearing credible stories of vampires around the same time we invented sunscreen.

Coincidence?

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, that's got a massive hole in it.

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you can prove skyrim's plants and animals need sun to survive then his plan is stupid. Otherwise, its magic and theres no sound logic to anything so it wasnt worth mentioning in a fantasy setting.

The falmore adapted to live without sun, humans would do the same.

Also magic might be able to produce UV rays to allow mages and farmers to still grow crops.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weren’t there plants that grew in caves?

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, there were, but you could still argue that the cave plants still require a small amount of sun similar to real world moss, and if not it was probably a fungus or bacteria that can survive with no light.

This is what i assume the falmer would be mainly eating since they live in said enviorments. Meaning humans could potentially adapt to eat the same diet. Not even needing to use magic to farm as previously stated.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I always found his plan stupid

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same plothole as in the Matrix movies

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