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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Guessing it's actually chainmail pants covered by skin colored stockings...for some reason? There are some folds around the knees that seem to indicate there's fabric.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

when you have a legendary ass but wrinkly knee pits

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah that booty is still incredible.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They didn't tend to wear hose over things like armor, if it's hose it's actually likely closer the bottom of a chainmail shirt or hauberk. This is strengthened by the background dude having a something like a codpiece and the foreground facing dude having a length of fabric draping down where they tie the hose to. They didn't wear pants that actually came together. Would also explain why the poor bastards have arrows sticking out of their largely unarmored legs.

Edit: similar hauberk/hose, though likely based on this very source hilariously enough due to the same pose, crossbow, and similar uniform markings blended together, just as a 19th century art print

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

So you're saying plenty of these guys took an arrow to the knee?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it was an ad for leg armour.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this, a gif for ants‽

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nope just the one my keyboard app populated

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Nothing at all, nothing at all..."

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid sexy Crossbowman.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Micromail! It doesn't chafe! Made from Retribushium^® to protect your jewels!

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But can I get it in a feminine dwarf cut? Or is that too progressive?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Albrecht Albrechtson says yes it is far to progressive.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago