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The Oatmeal

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

It's so cringe how this attempts to make fun of a valid standpoint / problem

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was told this, because I'm a problem solver. So I stopped solving problems. Now my life is so much simpler and I only solve my problems.

it's great. fuck everyone else.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I completely relate. I think that's just part of maturing in general. I'd modify that a bit though. "Fuck everyone else" is too dismissive. You've got to take others into account. If you don't, you are absolutely part of the problem

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which problem would that be, exactly? Life just seems like an endless series of responsibilities towards others, but the instant you need the slightest thing back, it's "that's not the way it works", "but actually that's not our job", etc

Why should I take others into account? No one ever took me into their account, except to solve their problems.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because you're a social animal who needs human contact and compassion to thrive. As disagreeable as that may sound it's a big part of staying healthy. I get that it's hard though.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strange. When I needed social contact and the same humanity afforded murderers in jail, all I got was "you're weird, go away". So I did. Now don't complain if I'm far away.

If I'm such a social animal, where were these people when I was young? Where was the compassion? Nowhere.

Ah but the moment I was useful to fix someone's problems, all of a sudden everyone remembers my name and my phone number.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get that you've given up. I'm just saying you're worse off for it. I'm sorry you've had such terrible experiences.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

You've heard the adage "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? In social situations, the greasy wheel gets more grease, and the squeaky wheel gets replaced and thrown away.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

damn i forgot the oatmeal existed

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder...

@oatmeal@mastodon.social

Edit:

Dang, doesn't show up

Profile page, but no posts showing

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: that’s how I linked to his account first but then I remembered you cannot follow people directly on Lemmy anyway

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He's kind of off the deep end, ever since he started peddling NFC's.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Near field chargers are pretty neat.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I missed this and a quick search came up empty.
Gotta link?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You mean NFTs?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He made a show for Netflix last year. https://imdb.com/title/tt19734104

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't want to be the turd in the punch bowl here, but I don't think that solution would really be all that helpful in this situation anyway.

[–] scratchee@feddit.uk 17 points 2 months ago

Worth a try, sharks are attracted to distressed/weakened movements, like an ungainly human trying to swim.

But you’re probably right, they’ve turned up already, they’d probably take a bite just for the sake of politeness at this point

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hmmm? You put the life saver over your head and around your torso and then the people on the boat pull you out of the water. It’s pretty much his only chance: get out of the water before a shark attacks.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you lounge on top of it with your head, arms, and feet out of the water, maybe they would only eat your ass?

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

they aren't goblin sharks

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Made me smile 😃

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'll never put on a life jacket again

I don't know why; it just popped into my head. Maybe because the float would just make snacking easier for the sharks?

Edit: because my home server insists on rewriting all image URLs to proxy requests through that server, and it often breaks things. I gotta re-home.

https://files.catbox.moe/6awpqm.gif

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wasn't there a song during the pandemics, precisely about this, with the author swearing, and also kind of mad that this was his biggest hit? I can't remember the title.

EDIT: Found the song this made me think about, but it's milder than I remembered. It's "Well, This Is Shit".

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Get it, because women, am i right?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the roles are stereotypically reversed

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is that's what's going on? It was a bit too subtle and nuanced, went right over my head.