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Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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Mild Curse: Your clothing has Benjamin Button's disease: its condition approaches that of a new garment until it's reduced to its raw components suddenly. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is another blessing one for me. The large majority of my closet is at least 10 years old if not multi decades.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We're on the same page there. You've got a while until your clothes become dangerously new-looking.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I need a curse that causes my body to revert to the time I could fit properly into my clothes.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Hmm, this community doesn't really do wish fulfillment. May I refer you to: The Monkey's Paw?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Macklemores thrift shop would be completely different.