Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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Mild Curse: Every time you get into an empty elevator the smell of diarrhea emits from the walls. The smell stays until five minutes after you leave. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by andrewta@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I swear, it's not me!"

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

My father once farted just before exiting the elevator of a famous European landmark (~~Eiffel Tower?~~), and turned around just in time to see a hapless woman fanning her hand in front of her face as the doors closed. He thought it was hilarious.

Edit: It was the clock tower in Marienplatz.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That is hilarious. Have my upvote

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey! You're the new IT guy. How come I never see you on the elevator? We start at the same time."

"I take the stairs."

"The stairs?! We work on the 92nd floor!"

"I like to stay in stay in shape. Now, what did you call me down here for?"

"Oh, right. These packages just came in for you. I would have taken them up myself, but they're too heavy to lift. Must be those replacement batteries for the server UPS."

[Crying noises]