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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

would be fuckin hilarious if they painted the US side and completely forgot about the Mexican side.

then when they go to paint the Mexican side, Mexico says, "no, that's our side"

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're probably painting the US side black to stop americans from leaving.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

lmao

like Americans could climb anything other than a cholesterol chart.

[–] anhydrous@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

In this bizarro back assword timeline we're living in, it's not only "hilarious", but also quite plausible. Paint and labor paid by yours truly, via taxes

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So she knows someone who sells black paint. Didn't take a lot to figure that out.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 211 points 3 days ago (25 children)
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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And Noem said Homeland Security was going to be trying black paint to make the metal hotter.

'K... ish... I mean, I get the physics, but, doesn't this murican know the concept of nighttime?

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or… gloves? I mean climbers use gloves sometimes I’m pretty sure…

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[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 106 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If they make the wall black, won't ICE try to deport it?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No, but the cops will burn through their entire budget on ammo shooting at it, and several of them will need time off to recover from shouting "stop resisting" too much

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Right... Because black paint is going to stop them how exactly? "It absorbs the heat, so they will get burns when touching the fence".

Ever heard of night?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We all know that border crossings happen in broad daylight on the least cloudy days. I mean, come on, people SLEEP at night!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Crossing the border is a 9 to 5 day job, everyone knows that

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the same border wall they've been pulling down with Toyotas?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's the one they can slip straight through.

[–] ShieldsUp@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Ya and there are many gaps. Or angle grinders can cut the lower part of the poles no problem.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 68 points 3 days ago (8 children)

So good Mexico hasn’t learned about gloves yet… or you know… night time. Phew. Close one.

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And how does that stop a ladder?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Or the people who overstay their visas, which is where most "illegal" migration comes from.

Or the border patrol stations who are staffed by people in the employment of cartels and other organizations who occasionally stage a huge bust.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Or a simple stack of milk crates?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Add it to the pile of really obviously stupid ideas that can be thwarted with 3 seconds of thought...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The issue isn't about thwarting the plan. The Wall already doesn't work. Even conservative think tanks will admit to that much.

The issue is coming back to The Wall as a cultural rallying point. Build it 10' taller. Build two walls. Put turrets on the walls. Patrol with drones. Add more barbed wire. Unleash sharks with laser beams on their heads into the Rio Grande. Litter the border with radioactive waste.

Anything to get people to turn their eyes south and say "Aaaah! Invasion! It must be stopped!" The Wall is just the latest panacea for a problem these people invented. They're going to keep coming back and re-imagining it in between cooking up increasingly elaborate hoaxes about armies of brown people marching across it to Steal our Freedom.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Where those Epstein files at??

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 60 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That clip of her standing in front of it, talking about how tall and deep it is, "almost impossible" to scale or dig under, then triumphantly proclaiming that they're going to paint it black to make it harder to climb. Right after saying it's almost impossible to climb.

Oh, and it's already black.

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

maybe I'm thick... but how does black paint prevent someone from climbing a fence?

[–] MBech 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You see. As it is right now, the mexicans can't see the fence, and so they stumble around and accidentally find themselves on the american side. If it's black they'll much easier identify the american border, and thus avoid crossing into that shithole of a country.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

It all makes sense now.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think of is the black paint would absorb more solar radiation and make it hotter. But the sun isn't out at night which is when many people make that crossing, so I'm not sure they've really thought it through.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thoughts are long gone by the time their ideas reach their mouths

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

The same way a fence prevents someone from flying in on a currently not-yet-expired visa. The whole announcement is an exercise of putting lipstick on a pig.

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 days ago

When I was leaving Mexico after a few months down there in my RV I was diverted from my usual border crossing location (Sonoyta) to a much larger one (Yuma) ~40 min away. I had to wait in a 2 hour line to get to customs, and in that line I was inching forward next to the border wall. In this large city in plain view of everyone, mind you, I watched 4 seperate teams of mexican brothers get over the wall in under 5 min. The magic weapon? Rope 3 of the times, a jank looking ladder the last time. Billions of dollars defeated with a rope. The facepalm would send me into orbit rn.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Shit, I didn't realize that angle grinders were so sensitive to black paint.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oughta be illegal to be that stupid

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[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 45 points 3 days ago

That is specifically at the request of the president, who understands that in the hot temperatures down here when something is painted black it gets even warmer and it will make it even harder for people to climb. So we are going to be painting the entire southern border wall black to make sure that we encourage individuals to not come into our country illegally

What happens when they have oven mits or you know, just gloves, or just wait until night when the metal is cooler and they have cover of night?

Whatever, I guess I shouldn't care about that $500+ million that goes to put on a single coat that peels off six months later because they didn't prime the surface.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago

Good thing DOGE saved us so much money that we can now easily afford to pay for completely logical projects such as this.

[–] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Im really interested to see what kind of manual labor workers they get to paint the wall....like you know the US Federal government is gonna go with the cheapest bids, which will most likely be immigrants potentially of illegal status.

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (9 children)

As someone who lives somewhere that just got up to 120° f hot metal is no joke. We had a ton of people hospitalized a few years back because they went to open gates to their homes and weren't expecting scolding hot metal when it was already like 11pm.

I'm not going to hate this because it's a idea that doesn't work, I'm going to hate it because it's just another method to harm people who want to come to the land of the free. On top of it border states like to charge people for leaving out water so just anything they can possibly do to be vindictive and hateful I guess.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

scolding hot metal

I like the mental imagery


it's not scalding hot, no, the metal is actively chastising you.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

One of his buddies sells paint. Grifted.

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