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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So she knows someone who sells black paint. Didn't take a lot to figure that out.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

would be fuckin hilarious if they painted the US side and completely forgot about the Mexican side.

then when they go to paint the Mexican side, Mexico says, "no, that's our side"

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're probably painting the US side black to stop americans from leaving.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

lmao

like Americans could climb anything other than a cholesterol chart.

[–] anhydrous@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

In this bizarro back assword timeline we're living in, it's not only "hilarious", but also quite plausible. Paint and labor paid by yours truly, via taxes

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

maybe I'm thick... but how does black paint prevent someone from climbing a fence?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think of is the black paint would absorb more solar radiation and make it hotter. But the sun isn't out at night which is when many people make that crossing, so I'm not sure they've really thought it through.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Thoughts are long gone by the time their ideas reach their mouths

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

The same way a fence prevents someone from flying in on a currently not-yet-expired visa. The whole announcement is an exercise of putting lipstick on a pig.

[–] MBech 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You see. As it is right now, the mexicans can't see the fence, and so they stumble around and accidentally find themselves on the american side. If it's black they'll much easier identify the american border, and thus avoid crossing into that shithole of a country.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

It all makes sense now.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is the same border wall they've been pulling down with Toyotas?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it's the one they can slip straight through.

[–] ShieldsUp@startrek.website 2 points 5 days ago

Ya and there are many gaps. Or angle grinders can cut the lower part of the poles no problem.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

So there is a market for white spray paint South of the border? Got my new side hustle!

[–] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Im really interested to see what kind of manual labor workers they get to paint the wall....like you know the US Federal government is gonna go with the cheapest bids, which will most likely be immigrants potentially of illegal status.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 213 points 1 week ago (25 children)
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[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they make the wall black, won't ICE try to deport it?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, but the cops will burn through their entire budget on ammo shooting at it, and several of them will need time off to recover from shouting "stop resisting" too much

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Add it to the pile of really obviously stupid ideas that can be thwarted with 3 seconds of thought...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The issue isn't about thwarting the plan. The Wall already doesn't work. Even conservative think tanks will admit to that much.

The issue is coming back to The Wall as a cultural rallying point. Build it 10' taller. Build two walls. Put turrets on the walls. Patrol with drones. Add more barbed wire. Unleash sharks with laser beams on their heads into the Rio Grande. Litter the border with radioactive waste.

Anything to get people to turn their eyes south and say "Aaaah! Invasion! It must be stopped!" The Wall is just the latest panacea for a problem these people invented. They're going to keep coming back and re-imagining it in between cooking up increasingly elaborate hoaxes about armies of brown people marching across it to Steal our Freedom.

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[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 69 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So good Mexico hasn’t learned about gloves yet… or you know… night time. Phew. Close one.

[–] Ofiuco@piefed.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would be a lot better if we (mexicans) learned about making a better country for everyone instead of relying on the money our people send from out of the country... But that's not what the goverment wants so whatever.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would say give your countrymen (and especially women) some credit. Mexico has been marching steadily forward over the past decade or so. I met a lot of very competent people working very hard to better the country as a whole in my time studying there.

The roadblocks are many and the dangers can run high at times but that’s not stopping people. As it shouldn’t. Mexico is coming into her power. Just wait.

Even your remark, even if you feel a little beat down, is a testament to the times. Solid foundations aren’t built in a night. They’re hard fought and won with consistency. And what is Mexico if not resilient?

[–] Ofiuco@piefed.ca 1 points 6 days ago

And we've made huge steps going backwards these last 6 years (almost 7) and the incoming 6 will be the nail in the coffin so keep your speech for someone who hasn't seen their own people shit their own bed... Willingly.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Qué es un glove? Un globo? 🤔

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 60 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That clip of her standing in front of it, talking about how tall and deep it is, "almost impossible" to scale or dig under, then triumphantly proclaiming that they're going to paint it black to make it harder to climb. Right after saying it's almost impossible to climb.

Oh, and it's already black.

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[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago

When I was leaving Mexico after a few months down there in my RV I was diverted from my usual border crossing location (Sonoyta) to a much larger one (Yuma) ~40 min away. I had to wait in a 2 hour line to get to customs, and in that line I was inching forward next to the border wall. In this large city in plain view of everyone, mind you, I watched 4 seperate teams of mexican brothers get over the wall in under 5 min. The magic weapon? Rope 3 of the times, a jank looking ladder the last time. Billions of dollars defeated with a rope. The facepalm would send me into orbit rn.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

And Noem said Homeland Security was going to be trying black paint to make the metal hotter.

'K... ish... I mean, I get the physics, but, doesn't this murican know the concept of nighttime?

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