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Leopards Ate My Face

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37 years in America, going to be deported because of a misdemeanour dating back to 2015.

Have the day you voted for.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 148 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So now we're saying that nobody who's not native born should be allowed in this country," he said.

It’s so painful watching these idiots figure things out in real time. You supported a fucking racist who hangs out with racists. What did you expect?

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The rhetoric was “we’re going to kick out all these criminal illegal aliens”. People being stupid as they are so fond of being, hear that as “criminals who happen to be immigrants”; instead of what he really meant which is “everyone who is here illegally is breaking the law and therefore is a criminal”.

Trump’s super power is exploiting the average person’s total lack of capacity or willingness to engage in critical thinking.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're not discriminating. They're kidnapping people who are here legally, too.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't they "deport" an actual citizen? (Yes I know that sentence is nonsense grammatically, legally, and in every other sense. We basically can't even talk about it without sounding like lunatics.)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, ICE has kidnapped and trafficked multiple citizens to offshore prison camps.

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is there a tracker for how many they've done that are known?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's a good idea.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump’s super power is exploiting the average person’s total lack of capacity or willingness to engage in critical thinking.

Narcissist, yeah, but he has his fucking evil genius cronies who tell him what to do to carry out their wishes to create their white ethnostate.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He expected white privilege to save him.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Exactly that. It won't happen to me, so its fine. History keeps repeating... just worse each time.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

He literally ran on this.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Tbh, not even being "native-born" may cut it anymore.

Have you ever had gay sex?

Alligator Auschwitz for you.

Have you ever had extramarital sex?

Alligator Auswitz for you.

Have you ever heard of an abortion and didn't report immideately?

You may self-deport within 15 days. If not, Guatemalan prison for you.

Has your child ever gotten a vaccine?

3 years building the local Bureau of Corrections' profits for you.

And for the worst transgressors of all:

Have you ever voted blue after 2008?

Expect an ICE raid. Survivors may or may not exist.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers, you dumbass.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago

Ha ha sucks for this asshole. He didn’t give a shit until it affected him personally.

Republikkklan: the party of hatred, NIMBY, and selfishness. “Fuck you, got mine.”

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would be easier to feel sorry if they only did this to themselves and not also everyone else

[–] PK2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

This is beyond a leopard eating his face. This is "I didn't think the guy I gave bath salts to would eat MY face."

[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago

So a woman who was eligible for citizenship decides not to apply for decades and instead commits a crime and is convicted.

Her husband then votes for the removal of non-citizen convicted criminals and lacks the minimal intelligence to realize this includes his wife.

With any luck he will join her in the UK after the deportation and never vote in the US again.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago
[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Oh, I’m fuckin’ stealin’ that, thanks. Yoink!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

Translation "It was okay when it was other people. I was supposed to be special to him!"

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's jokes and laughs here and there, but remember my words: he will win MORE states in 2028 than he did in 2024 and 2016.

And to those who think that he won't be allowed to participate in the elections: he will find a way.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think you get how this works.

Listen to the outragous things trump says......and then he does, or at least attempts them for real.

Well in the 2024 election, he said "This will be the last election we'll ever need". Don't you get it? He has 4 years to transition from president to dictator. Officially anyways. Unofficially he's already there.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If he gets away with even running again, he'll win with 90% of the vote like Putin.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He will have Vance run with him as VP. Vance will resign on January 6th.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yeah, because they have even more power to rig it next time. Obviously.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

rig

It's not that simple. A lot of people love what Trump does

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I definitely feel like crazy pills time. This reminds me SO much of the same oopsie regret posts that were going around during COVID. (See the Herman Cain awards subreddit back when Reddit was only slightly like a sewer). I know leopards have had a long and storied legacy of dining on the faces of these stupid fucks but it's really giving me deja vu, with a head shake vibe of 'holy fuck they really are both that dumb and that forgetful'.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Compartmentalization is a helluva drug.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She has resided in the U.S. as a lawful permanent resident for over 37 years and has renewed her green card twice since then

You had 32 years to apply for citizenship and didn't? Then your husband voted for the xenophobe?

Like wtf, are these people for real? Legit cannot believe people are this dumb.

32 years to file for citizenship, for someone so obsessed with "law and order" why didn't they just do it? LOL

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You look at the news, and they're not telling the truth about what's actually happening to a lot of legal immigrants," Brown told Newsweek.

Yes they are, you're just not looking at it, you fucking idiot. Probably gets all her news from Fox and Facebook.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

So now we're saying that nobody who's not native born should be allowed in this country,

Dude ...he also wants to remove "native born" in the US as a thing for many people.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 month ago

The power of "it won't apply to me" is apparently cosmic.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

All these Republicans fucks with their foreign wives because American women won't put up with their bullshit. Surprised Pikachu faces for all of them.

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good, fuck that guy for being a Nazi sympathizer.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wholehearted agreement from Viau Metro.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And he'll fucking do it again next election. Mark my words.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The shocking amount of people in these situations who are like "but I don't blame Trump".

One even said it was bidens fault, for not reminding them to complete their citizenship.

The amount of rational disconnect these people have is astounding and should be studied.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Good, I hope it ruins them both

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Stupid fuck.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh no how unfortunate.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Enjoy that leopard's breath big fella

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