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[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If Trump does get a peace prize then nothing will mean anything anymore.

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[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Trump is an old dying man, and he wants to be able to say on his death bed that he made permanent changes to the world , by his will alone.

Changing names of organizations (DOD/DOW)

Changing names of places (Gulf of America)

Creation of organizations (Space Force)

Dissolution of organizations (USAID)

Permanent land acquisitions (Greenland, Panama Canal, Sometimes entire Nation of Canada)

This is the exact same mentality of Putin, Putin wont be around forever, Putin wants to be immortalized in Russian folklore.

This is just Trump's dumb ideas of immortality. fingers of it at least

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Issue is, when he dies, the people of Seven Mountain Dominion just can continue their work, full force. Whether that will cause the collapse of the dominionist US is a question, and there's also tge question of all the tech corpos.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Like Brother Dusk in the most recent episode of Foundation.

Trump the Consequential.

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[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

[–] Juice@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

Imagine making "I'm the secretary of war of the most well funded military the world has ever known" as your whole personality. Sad, pathetic, get a hobby, get a real job

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

This dudes profile looks like the distillation of all "iamverybadass" memes

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He’s not good at keeping secrets.

To be fair, he’s not in charge of intelligence.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just out of curiosity, how many wars have you people won on your own?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

The confederates had indirect help from some other countries, but they didn't win so... Yeah.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well, they also lost that one.

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[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He must be a true warrior.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Me sound tough with the word WAR in me title. Just look at how tough me is with scary word WAR!

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Secretary of Whiskey + Automobile = Restraints

[–] RedPandaRaider@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

At least they're being honest for once.

I hate how so many countries call it minister and ministry of defence when they only use it for offensive wars, not defending their country.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The other day he was going on about how he ended 7 wars (wtf is he talking about?) and how he ran on anti war, but he loves war clearly

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I've never wanted to first fight anymore more. Normally I'd say they have a punchable face, but in his case I'm willing to go in personally. Bring it on boot licker.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Will be changed when the next dem gets in I'm sure.

[–] kaidenshi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I adore your optimism, but sadly I don't share it. There won't be a presidential election in 2028.

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[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Nah it won't because it wasn't actually changed now. DoD was named by an act of congress and an EO didn't do anything other than let Baby Pete call himself something so woke.

[–] philosloppy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the thing to do here is to continue referring to it as the DoD. I know that nobody of any consequence will do anything that could be construed as interesting but a person can dream

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Other than the war on US cities and people that are different than him, what war?

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Department of Where Are Repstein files?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago
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