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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35746833

So when are we going to have always been at war with Eurasia?

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[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 21 hours ago

1984 Wasn't Meant to be an Instruction Manual!

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Now where have I heard that before?

Checks comment stream.

Oh yeah.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Trump is then planning 1000 years of peace on Chicago? (I'm confused by his "threat" of Chicago finding out why its called the department of war)

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Nope, not ringing any bells. None at all.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 134 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 19 points 2 days ago

Checks all the boxes!!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 2 days ago

I would have been very disappointed if no one had posted this.

[–] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

France is bacon

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fascinating how they really just do say the opposite of everything.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago

They're reading off 1984, and so they knew if they named it the department of peace they'd give the game away

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just call it the Ministry of Truth already.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Charlie Kirk Memorial Department of Truth.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago

...and rename Guantanamo the Ministry of Love.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Oceania has always been at peace with Eastasia.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll start a Department of Fucking, we will stand for Virginity.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

The person who made the Virginia state motto was thinking close enough.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

And I grew to love Big Brother.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Really, have these jokers read any books? Wow.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago

Only sections of their bible carefully cherry picked by their leaders. Otherwise you risk independent thought.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

I mean from how they speak and post, their ability for language is reduced to the Twitter-level of communication.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah and the bang bus stands as a symbol for celibacy

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Used to be called the magic school bus before Ms. Frizzle decided to change it's name to promote celibacy.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

well, ironically...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Translation: Pete Hegseth hates this but Trump wants it for some reason so he has to go along with it.

The worst part of this is that it will cost taxpayers billions.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Billions is probably hyperbole, but 6 figures is probably the absolute bottom estimate.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

You clearly haven't worked for the government or other large organization

6 figures is dirt cheap

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why didn't they rename it Department of Peace, then?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Because war is peace.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That would be somehow worse

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Graveyards are usually pretty peaceful.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Up is down! Stupid libruls.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

I think this is a nod to Russia "accidentally" sending drones into Poland.

Suddenly article 5 gets triggered and Trump renames the department again to "the department of pacifism" - as the world rolls it's eyes ans gets ready to detach it self even further from the US.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

The Department of “See What You Made Us Do??!”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago

They could have kept the acronym and called it the Department of Dominance

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is fucking funny.

So many people on the left were like "it's good that we at least call things what they are now", and now we hear this?

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I see stupid people. They don't know they're stupid.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not good at all. Bunch of insecure, power tripping, drugged up mental teenagers running a country is never good, no matter how you call it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Trump is mentally six. He's literally bragged about it.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Whatever he says, doesn't change the fact the name change is better than the hypocritical 'DO Defense'