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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 204 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Spicy. This reminds me of reddit before it got corporatized

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 98 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Stop opressing mint users!

/js

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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

If I hadn’t been banned from Reddit for “showing extreme indifference” about Kissinger taking a dirt nap, there is NO way I would have made it through this week.

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 159 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's so annoying that he's not even gonna see these killer memes about him.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 60 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, but it's, like, super patchy and you keep having to redoing the captive portal bit.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

5.99 a day? Fucking hell...oh wait

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 110 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

“We need to be very clear, you are not going to get gun deaths to zero,” he said. “It will not happen. You can significantly reduce them, by having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.”

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 73 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Ah yes, "the utopian one" like it is in the rest of the Western world.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i was flabbergasted when i first heard americans have security & armed guards at schools. the closest to that any of the schools i went to had was cameras watching the doors and overweight PE teachers

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We don't have that either. Best we can do is cops with excessive cowardice.

Source: uvalde, unfortunately

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many fathers was he suggesting each home should have?

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A conservative saying something that sounds reasonable in order to convince the listener that the opposite is true.

Conservative messaging 101 right there.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (34 children)

If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 23 January 2024

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[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 81 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm Canadian. I didn't follow this asshole before someone splattered him but what the fuck is up with his face? Is this the face of the white right? It looks like someone pinched all his features to the nose and pinned them there. Weirdness.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

105% looks like the "normal" sweet spot.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

They're calling him their "MLK", which is equal parts hilarious and fucking pathetic.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

He was just a low level tool. He had a complete lack of empathy making him ideal to spout hate.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Watching all the fascists weep for this idiot and ask for decorum has been the highlight of my week.

It's not fun when you're on the recieving end of political violence, is it not?

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is like they genuinely forgot that this person has been advocating to deport migrants to concentration camps. And shooting Pelosi's husband. And a literal genocide.

The amount of hypocrisy of the right suddenly denouncing political violence now that they are on the receiving end is stunning.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Being able to change from attacker to victim in a heartbeat is a core principle of facsism.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 60 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

I can't even tell if this has been edited lol.

Hard to believe his face is that tiny.

I guess that's why the shooter aimed for the neck?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The sweet spot where he has kinda human proportions is roughly at the 110% mark 😄

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

The fact that 110% looks wrong, despite knowing it's normal facial proportions, deeply unsettles me

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 44 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot stop laughing at this

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago

He did. It was in the top 3 most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life. However, I only feel sorry for two people that saw it, and those are his kids. They didn't choose to associate with one of the lowest subhuman pieces of shit we have to offer, but the right sure did. His wife did, our pres did, a lot of our families did.

The world is a better place now that that fucker can no longer speak. All of his words caused pain, hate and suffering. Fuck him, amen.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

He did a died

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I really hate to dance on someone's grave but some people make it so easy to laugh and cheer about their assassination and the following memes...

Sorry kirkie, you deserved this one and all the ridicule that followed. You sold your soul for money and power, of course most people hate you.

This meme shows perfectly why people laugh at your death.

I lolled hard at this meme

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You know? In Spanish, there's an idiom: "irse a hacer gargaras" (literally "go to gargle") that we say when something or someone ends poorly or incredibly wrong. This... well, he did go.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

He lived as a meme and died as a meme o7

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

nebar forgor 💀 🩸

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