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[–] elvith@feddit.org 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Townsfolk: "No one dares to go even near these woods. Even $WellKnownHighlevelLegendaryHero found his end there!"

Tavern: "Keep away from the woods to the east!"

City guards (obviously more experienced and way higher level than the group): "We've lost so many troops around there, no one goes there in that wishes to live on."

"Everyday there are funerals on the towns cemetery - concerning part is, that that only happens on the northern cemetery, where people from the eastern fields near the woods are buried."

"The east gate of the town is closed. Only the grave diggers may use it to deliver new corpses of adventurous groups and heroes like you"

"You look weaker than the other bunch who dare to come here. Are you suicidal or ...?"

"You have the feeling that something's a bit unusual here. Everyone is armed, even the children."

"You begin to notice the fine gear and the muscular shape of the bloody, dismembered dead bodies constantly arriving at the east gate."

"On your way east toward the forest you pass many warning signs, each one getting drastically more graphic that the ones before..."

"You arrive at the edge of the wood, eager to enter. Your game master breaks the fourth wall and directly asks you bluntly 'Are you sure you want to do that?' and hands you some dice..."

[–] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 5 points 4 weeks ago

I remember being part of TPK with almost the same. The only difference was Shadowrun rather than heroic fantasy

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All that is indistinguishable from a "go there for today's adventure" hook

[–] elvith@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought so, while writing this, but the only way to make it perfectly clear would probably just be to spoil what is going to happen. Any warning, as dire as they may be, may be seen as a challenge otherwise.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm seriously considering running a game in the Rape of Nanjing where the players are Chinese martial artists who might be able to stop it, but half the ways are instant death

[–] elvith@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Everytime I read something like this, my mind just goes "just port Gary Gygax's infamous "Tomb of Horrors" to your favorite scenario"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

"Cool. Roll initiative. Your level 4 party watches the guide who was trying to lead you away from here return to their natural form, a fully formed adult Steel Dragon."

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

These are the natural results of their actions. This is how they learn.

(To be clear, I'm mostly joking - if my players aren't paying attention, I'm gonna take that as a critique of my GMing and try to tighten it up)

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

You are in a cabin

Bored!

That's right there are many boards.

Holy shit.

Yes God comes down and lays The holy brown egg.

What the Fuck?

It turned out Fuck was indeed the bbeg the entire time.

Are you fucking with me?

Roll for initiative.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF if I saw that I would laugh it off as a joke.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In a game the worse it sounds the more likely it's the way you should go, the direction where the GM has prepared plot

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

There's a sign showing a bird eating a human...

Let's go forward.

[–] casmael@mander.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone know where the art is from? It’s pretty cool tbh

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I'd also like the original art without text over it!

EDIT this is the oldest similar version TinEye could find me, but I couldn't find the credit along with it.

[–] casmael@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wow good find! It is a very cool image isn’t it

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

look, i don't get to play a PC often, since i'm the forever GM. if i'm able to, i'll play the most stupid PCs possible so that they can die and i'm able to use more of my PC ideas

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Our friend nearly rage quit towards the end of a long session. Everyone wanted to finish up and we blow past obvious signs. He died trying to save us 🤣.