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My mum tried to ban me from watching South Park before South Park made fun of exactly that.

Can vaguely remember the Berlin Wall falling. All the adults seemed to think it was really important.

I have a child old enough to vote

I have been born

I haven't died yet

This was my first console

I remember Y2K

Tiny me's first computer game ever played:

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I saw star wars at the cinema when it was first released

Currently there are about 8.2 billion people on earth. When I was born it was just under 3 billion.

I used to type Load ""

Fraggle Rock

Be kind rewind

When I told my colleagues about my surprise when I found out The Scorpions were German, none, but none of them had any idea what band I was talking about.

I loved the star wars films that came out while I was a child, but the ones that were made after that are really bad.

Equal parts lead and microplastics.

I was there, at Cape Canaveral, in the audience, when Challenger exploded. I had just finished Jr. Space Camp, and decided that if stuff like that was gonna happen while I was around NASA, then maybe I should look for an alternative career path.

I saw Star Wars at the theater in its first run.

When I learned that MacGyver was American, knowing full well I saw him speak French in every episode, it made me very angry for some reason.

Waiting for your favourite song to be played on the radio and pressing record and pause on the cassette recorder at the exact right time. Massive feelings of win.

Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show

I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it

I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released

Choplifter

My youngest kid just graduated highschool. Pell Grants literally covered my tuition (nothing else, but the classes) for college.

Also I know what this is

White dog shit was a thing when I was a kid

I was born during the One Child Policy in mainland China (I was the unlawful second-born child in my family)

My schools did active shooter drills when I was in K-12 school in the US

I'm still waiting for my hoverboard, but at least I'm unlikely to live to see the collapse of civilization?

I recently bought "Sonic the Hedgehog" a third time.

I played Super Mario Bros on a table arcade in a pizza restaurant.

I am slightly older than the North American release of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

263660769 - that's a number that people could use to talk with me in a specific way when I was 14. Neither my parents nor anyone in my school had that number and the vast majority of them would not know what it was either.

But that's only true because I lived in a very small town in the middle of nowhere in South America. For a similar experience somewhere "more modern", that number would have had to have at least one less digit.

About as old as [joke redacted] was

Bionicle.

My dad had to remove me from the cinema when we saw Toy Story on release because I found Sid's vivsected toys too frightening