this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, posting images like pixels cost 2.50 a piece to post.

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

This, but with piss, basically

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Some people have kinks that they're very ashamed of. It tends to come out in weird, unhealthy ways.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🎵 He was a skater boy, she said pee me later boy 🎵

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🎵She had a pretty face, 'til urine got on her face🎵

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎵 It's a damn hot stream 🎵
🎵 Trying to figure out this dream 🎵
🎵 Won't you take me, pee in my hand? 🎵
🎵 pee somewhere new 🎵
🎵 I don't know who you are but I.. 🎵
🎵 I'M WET EWW! I'M WET EEEEEWW! 🎵

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

That's a string of words I wasn't quite ready for.

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Let’s cleanse it together in a circle

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This reads like a koan to me.

[–] bstix 2 points 1 month ago

Chrissy doesn't even surf.