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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I saw something once along the lines of "if there was a novel where they harnessed a magical force that was thought to come from the sky, and it was used for everything, like powering devices that keep food fresh, and long distance communication, and said the majority of people had no idea of how it worked we'd call it lazy writing, but that's just a description of electricity" paraphrased a bit, but ye :3

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Plus we can imbue crystals with thought and knowledge by inscribing them with complex runes and commanding them in a special language.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Main difference is that, in fiction, the "imbuing" doesn't require a billion-dollar fab.

I mean, there are a few intrepid techno-wizards trying to do it themselves, but it's a far cry from what Big Magic can manage.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but that bullion dollar industry only grew over time. The first crystals were made in small labs pushing the edge of magic. If you let a magical world develop industrialization long enough, surely they will try to optimize their magic as far as possible as well

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's how you tear down the fabric of space and demons ruins the world though.

looks at climate change

Oh...

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

We used lightning to trick rocks into thinking.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Teaching sand to think was a mistake.

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[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

I saw one comment and was sure it'd be the Arthur C. Clarke quote. I like your one, I hadn't seen it before.

[–] Bags@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Give the book Ra by Qntm a read
The synopsis is strikingly similar... It's not lazy writing, I really enjoyed that book.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Software is the closest thing we have to magic spells. You need to know the correct "activation words" and make sure they follow the correct order. If that aligns, your magic spell works; suddenly there's something on the screen that just wasn't there before. Congratulations, you completed your first summoning.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And the magic words are powered by magic stones that we write certain sigils in it to make it think.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget to hit the sigils with lightning

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol no. Software is just a written form of logic.

Writing incomprehensible hexes onto stone wafers then harnessing lightning to make them think is where it is at.

[–] littleomid@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Have you read SICP?

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Techno-mages enter the chat

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I cast Alexa Play Back To The Jungle By Michael Guy Bowman

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me when I draw ritual sigils in silicon to summon demons that mimic the speech of humans to decieve us (I asked ChatGPT to explain special relativity)

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Magic, by definition, is supernatural. If you know how it works it's not supernatural ... thus not magic.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Show a sentinelese person a smartphone, they're gonna say it's magic.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What if magic was real, but required speaking actual magic words and we just haven't figured out the right words?

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

or if it required the appropriately complex sexy dance with pronounced hip thrusts?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm gonna cast a spell of insanity!"

does the Time Warp

"Oh no! That pelvic thrust is really driving me insaaaaaaaane!"

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Psychopaths have figured out how to manipulate, or cast a charm spell on people. That’s pretty magical to me. Those are still words, so I’m going to count them as magic words.

Not really a Hollywood style incantation, but results speak for themselves.

[–] mang0@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

What if humans are actually remotely controlled by small alien ants?

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Magic was never real. It was technology all along.

People were incredibly stupid when the churches didn't allow education for the masses.

A Yo-Yo would have made you a magician. It's not a magical feeling to be worshipped by idiots for knowing how a Yo-Yo works. It's just sad.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I kindof agree but I'd phrase it the other way round: people always tended to call things they don't understand Magic.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The inverse of Clark's saying: sufficiently explained magic is indistinguishable from science (credit: Girl Genius webcomic)

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's magic how the sum time sunk into a thing can be greater than the time it took to make the thing.

It's magic when 20 hours goes into a painting and it generates (5 minutes * 300) worth of emotions.

It took Tolkein more energy / emotion to make LotR than I'm willing to give appreciating it. But everyone combined has certainly outweighed what Tolkein put in. It's magic to me to think of "free" "emotion hours".

Everything else is so... crass. Transactional. A battery that holds X energy means the sum energy people can extract would be X at best. I have 7 hotdogs and so at most 7 people can each have one.

But art? Games? Puzzles? It's magic how there's basically infinite energy inside.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think it’s magic how the sum time sunk into a thing can be greater than the time it took to make the thing.

It’s magic when 20 hours goes into a painting and it generates (5 minutes * 300) worth of emotions.

This is why I like music. I'm not spending 100 hours to make something someone will look at for 10 seconds.

I played this guitar part for 5 mins? You listen to it for 5 mins. (creation time may be multiplied by fuckups and overdubs/additional tracks)

[–] themurphy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fire, electricty, gravity and magnetism is magic, and you cant convince me otherwise.

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Technology deals with mostly physical things, magic is mostly non physical. This isn't some official definition just a better one. Real magic doesn't deal with matter or energy in the ways most people are familiar with it.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I argue that magic doesn't exist by definition. If it actually, provably, exists we define it as not magical. Why isn't magnetism considered magic? Because it exists and can be studied.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

sucky magic. Well until we have transporters and replicators.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I vaguely remember a quote about magic that can apply to anything. Someone taking something ordinary, and doing something extra ordinary with it.

A deck of cards isn't magic, but what the person DOES with it can be magical. Same with amusician and a musical instrument , or a writer with a pen and paper.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I like the idea that there is a God, hes just the programmer of our simulation. Magic was real, in the form of exploitable glitches, and got patched out as time went on.

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