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[–] lime@feddit.nu 116 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Microsoft "invests" in Openai by giving the company free access to its servers. Openai reports this as a ten billion dollar investment, then redeems these "tokens" at Microsoft's data-centers. Microsoft then books this as ten billion in revenue.

[...] Nvidia ... "invest[s]" tens of billions in a data-center company, which then spends that investment buying Nvidia chips. The the same chunk of money being energetically passed back and forth between these closely related companies, all of which claim it as investment, as an asset, or as revenue (or all three).

investing back and forth, forever

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This is actually kind of scary. These huge tech companies that, for better or worse, form the foundation of modern life, could collapse overnight if the chips fall a certain way.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Hehe chips.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We should tax financial transactions.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

We should tax securities. Stocks, bonds, and other financial instruments. Tax them, annually, in shares of the security. Let IRS liquidators auction them off over time.

Exempt any natural person holding less than $10 million worth of securities. No exemptions for artificial "persons".

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 2 weeks ago

i mean, there are no financial transactions in that quote.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Well Nvidia's the one laughing to the bank here; they've offloaded their GPUs for cash and stakes, and Microsoft/OpenAI/'AI' providers are the ones holding the bag (and GPUs).

Picks and shovels. The profiteers of the gold rush were the suppliers... I mean, Nvidia wants the grift to keep going, of course, but still.

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They'll be hit hard also. Apparently about 50% of their sales revenue comes from 3 customers, almost certainly members of the Magnificent 7 buying GPUs for data centers. In the modern economy, a quarter without revenue growth is failure, but imagine double digit decline.

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, their stock price will take a hit. But realistically, that is not necessarily bad for Nvidia as a company, as long as they are ready for the burst and don't over extend.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, exactly.

Their stock will tank, but financially? They will be fine. They'll go back to a more sane baseline market with an absolute mountain of cash and disturbing market share to show for it.

[–] artyom@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Seriously. NVDA and AMD are the only ones who are going to profit from this. And the CEOs, of course.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

Their golden parachutes are locked and ready.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FYI

Nvidia's CEO, Jensen Huang, and AMD's CEO, Lisa Su, are first cousins once removed.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yay! $300 billion was added to the GDP!

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't forget:

Government: "I see this sector displaying $300 billion GDP growth in one year!"

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like he missed a key opportunity to tell the kid asking “what do we do?” “You need to unionize. Collective effort and mutual aid will serve you better in life than most things.”

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 40 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Further: the topline growth that AI companies are selling comes from replacing most workers with AI, and re-tasking the surviving workers as AI babysitters ("humans in the loop"), which won't work. Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.

I've been reading David Graeber. How many of these jobs are bullshit jobs that don't need doing in the first place?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably quite a few, but don’t let the fact they’re bullshit jobs fool you into thinking they don’t matter. The middle manager making $100K a year is spending that money on food, clothing, and other items that are produced by people who don’t have bullshit jobs.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're right. These bullshit jobs kinda need to exist as people need to eat, and that's difficult without a steady income. We really do need to start talking seriously about a UBI.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If AI can do it, it's more than likely a bullshit job that doesn't need to be done.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"And then that happens."

"What is that?"

"That's global economy.'

[–] artyom@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't gonna be no recession this time

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We need a better tool than that old, easily-manipulated "stock market" to track value. Value needs to become real again, not always inflated, because "shareholders".

[–] nouben@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not a tool to track value, it is gambling for rich folks

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Umm yes gambling kind of. But not as a regular customer. They are the house, and the house always wins long term.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Value is a mechanism that hides what actually creates value: human labor power

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[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 28 points 2 weeks ago

It's a pyramid scheme, always has been... every decade for the last 30yrs there's been a few of them... The dot.com boom and bust of the 90's was the start, in the 2000's everything went 'digital' which was the same old shit with an LCD added to it and a doubling of the price, digital services for games/music/movies where they could take away what you bought... then they got even more serious in the 2010's where the real enshitification of the internet started... the 'cloud' where you were no longer allowed to own your own data, subscription fees for everything... 'smart' appliances that just tracked you and stole your privacy for the enrichment of a few billionaires... Crypotocurrency, the biggest scam and pyramid scheme to date... and now in the 2020's, crypto as a means to launder money and bribe politicians, massive corruption, fraud and consolidation of power by evil people and their corporate paymasters... and of course... the newest and worst pyramid scheme of them all... AI...

The only way to win is not to play... don't use it, disable it, remove it... every time you use it you are encouraging them to invade you life, take away your rights and exert control over what you can do and think... I know some of you will think that's an over reaction, you will learn one day that I and others were right to warn you as I have been doing for years now... But by then it will be too late, the climate is burning and these billionaires are trying to make it happen quicker, they value their wealth more than your very existence and they will hide away in their bunkers and private islands as the rest of humanity burns.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone have any historical data on the dotcom bubble and what stocks benefited from the crash?

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[–] mintiefresh@piefed.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fall is going to be epic.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can't wait for a flood of liquidated A100/H100/MI300 servers. I'm in for the cheap rentals, if not buying one.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My whale oil investments are looking pretty good now

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I've chosen to put everything into gourd futures.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

I've shored up mine with a 'hooked beef' portfolio to help offset the AI risk. Everyone agrees "Whale Oil / Beef, Hooked / With AI" is a predictable return path.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't forget a similar amount is tied up real estate and that bubble is already popping, starting in the SE

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AI may not be profitable right now, but there's a lot more to "the magnificent 7" than AI that keeps them profitable. Even if the AI bubble popped, people would still be wasting their time on Facebook and Microsoft teams.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

They still have to make that money back somehow though. They can't just put a load of investment down on AI, make zero money off it (or worse, less than zero) and then expect everything to be fine with the existing profits. They need to raise revenue from existing streams to cover for the loss they just incurred by doing AI. That, or cut costs, which means layoffs, which means people have less money, meaning they spend less money, which means businesses make less money, so they do layoffs, and so on and so on leading to a recession.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

US taxpayes will be proud to carry this burden, as always.

Privatize profits, socialize losses. The American (and thus global) way

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

selling shovels aint illegal

selling shovels on credit is pretty dumb though

[–] Liz@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

If Nvidia the creditor? That's real dumb. Don't mix banking with business, there's conflicting interests.

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[–] llama@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how with the previous schemes like crypto, communities like this would have thought they were in on it, now with AI it's like nope not falling for that Spanish prisoner BS again.

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

they would have to sell us $800 billion worth of services over the life of today's data centers

$100 for a yearly AI subscription for each human is possible. The problem is, which jobs do the people have to pay for it?

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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