I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
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"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."
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I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.
I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).
At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"
As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you're trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker...
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
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WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME
Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
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What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she's being operated by Jim Henson. I don't get how we like this now.
Ehhh... the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she's not unattractive by any means. I think you're being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn't one that's really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
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At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she's received for it. Gomez has lupus.
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.
How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet
Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.
i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.
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