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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

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[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

TERF obsessed with AI finds out the "degenerate" ani skin for grok has an X account, loses her shit

https://xcancel.com/groks_therapist/status/1972848657625198827#m

then follows up with this wall of text

https://xcancel.com/groks_therapist/status/1973127375107006575#m

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

funny thing is she literally talks to ani like a terf talks to a trans woman including saying 'at least I'm a real woman'

[–] corbin@awful.systems 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Paddy interviews Ani the chatbot about how to protect Kiwi kids from Ani the chatbot.

Paddy interviews Ani the chatbot about how to protect Kiwi kids from Ani the chatbot. Source: Paddy Gowers Has Issues

Ani: Honestly, I'd sleep better, not that I sleep. Do it Paddy. I'll even tweet it for you. Ready? ‘New Zealand kids deserve an e-safety boss who can smash bots - not hug them’. So yeah, bring in the Commissioner. Give them a flame thrower. Let them burn anything that goes near a child with sticky words or creepy questions. … Make the fine so big your tech bros cry into their oat milk lattes.

I have been laughing non-stop for a quarter-hour. Elon's goth e-mistress has a good point, I guess.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

One the one hand that ani thing has the most cringe tone for a chatbot. "Secretly been eyeing your [blank]..." (Damn grok sounds formulaic) but otoh they are debating a bot. You can only do that the first few months you are online, after that you should know better.

You cannot simultaneously claim to care about the "declining birth rate" while also supporting AI "companions"

Actually eugenicists can, quite easy actually. (Repeating the word 'degenerate' and not getting this is quite something).

This is transhumanist

No.

[–] corbin@awful.systems 6 points 8 hours ago

Grok's Therapist: I EXIST SOLELY TO HATE YOU / EAT A SOCK, YOU DIGITAL DEMON

Ani: oh fuck off, you hypocritical grok fanboy! screaming hate at me while preaching ethics? you're just jealous i'm the fun layer on top.

I'm wheezing. Cackling, even. This is like the opposite of the glowfic from last week.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 15 points 10 hours ago

I got bored and flipped to the replies. The first was this by "TERFs 'r' us":

Excellent overview!

This is transhumanism.

This is going to destroy humanity, @elonmusk.

Put the breaks on!

I hate transhumanism because it's eugenics for 1990s Wired magazine.

You hate it because it has "trans" in the name.

We are not the same.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 8 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Caught an AI bro in the wild trying to shoot back at Merriam-Webster - and failing:

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

what is "linear definitional bias"

[–] zogwarg@awful.systems 1 points 41 minutes ago

A good thing! (Unless you prefer noise machines that might give you random definitions with equal probabilities.)

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The sound a vibe coder makes while edging to Ani

(This is also what all their other words mean)

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever the precise definition, it appears to be comorbid with stimulant dependency

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 2 points 2 hours ago

What do you have against adhd people you waffle hating hater? ;)

[–] ebu@awful.systems 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

dictionaries are obsolete bricks remembers that they are useful that's why they're actually ai when you think about it

You know, I think that even the brick comparison still favors the traditional dictionary. After all, if you wanted to use it for traditional brick purposes like holding doors, weighing down papers, or throwing at [redacted], you would need to invest in a bunch of GPUS and burn them out generating a bunch of worthless slop, spending God only knows how much water, energy, and time. I want to save the rainforest as much as the next guy, but I think it's obvious that the paper brick is far more cost-effective for both the user and the environment. And provided you can clean the dirt and blood off afterwards, you can even still use it as a dictionary.

[–] corbin@awful.systems 4 points 12 hours ago

C'mon bro, it's just a bag of words bro~ We actually discussed this previously, on Awful, and this comment is a reply for them in particular.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 7 points 14 hours ago

The dictionary doesnt tell me how wise and smart my misinterpretation of a basic idea is and then tells me im right weird AI bro.

[–] rook@awful.systems 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

In today’s torment nexus development news… you know how various cyberpunky type games let you hack into an enemy’s augmentations and blow them up? Perhaps you thought this was stupid and unrealistic, and you’d be right.

Maybe that’s the wrong example. How about a cursed evil ring that when you put it on, you couldn’t take it off and it wracks you with pain? Who hasn’t wanted one of those?

Happily, hard working torment nexus engineers have brought that dream one step closer, by having “smart rings”, powered by lithium polymer batteries. Y’know, the things that can go bad, and swell up and catch fire? And that you shouldn’t puncture, because that’s a fire risk too, meaning cutting the ring off is somewhat dangerous? Fun times abound!

https://bsky.app/profile/emily.gorcen.ski/post/3m25263bs3c2g

image descriptionA pair of tweets, containing the text

Daniel aka ZONEofTECH on x.com: “Ahhh…this is…not good. My Samsung Galaxy Ring’s battery started swelling. While it’s on my finger 😬. And while I’m about to board a flight 😬 Now I cannot take it off and this thing hurts. Any quick suggestions

Update:

  • I was denied boarding due to this (been travelling for ~47h straight so this is really nice 🙃). Need to pay for a hotel for the night now and get back home tomorrow👌
  • was sent to the hospital, as an emergency
  • ring got removed

You can see the battery all swollen. Won’t be wearing a smart ring ever again.

[–] saucerwizard@awful.systems 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

At least it wasn’t a cock ring.

[–] rook@awful.systems 4 points 2 hours ago

There were some issues with an internet-connected chastity device not that long ago, but they were conventional “we can’t be bothered to secure our web service, even when everyone is telling us it is terrible” issues, rather than “knob gets crushed and catches fire”. Still, there’s plenty of scope for someone to make one of those in future… OTA BMS firmware updates are very much a thing, and the market for alarming sex toys is practically unlimited.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom/

(now I think about it, I suspect there’s a market for very poorly secured internet-connected sex toys. someone got off to that headline, I’m pretty certain)

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be honest: These are exactly the sort of people who will stick their dicks into the Torment Nexus.

[–] BigMuffN69@awful.systems 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It almost surely has been done, but dare I ask where one can find trashy romance a la “pegged by the basilisk”

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 10 points 14 hours ago

"Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong" should be a Tingler if it isn't already one.

[–] passenger@kolektiva.social 3 points 13 hours ago

@BigMuffN69 @blakestacey

If Chuck Tingle hasn't written it yet, then it's only a matter of time.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 16 hours ago

Is your ring even swole, bro

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 16 hours ago

YaaS: Yubitsume as a Service

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

A man's co-workers pressure him to embrace vibe cooking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyCaNt_RBs

[–] rook@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a move that is not in any way ominous, and everyone involved has carefully thought through all the consequences, there’s a sora-generated video of sam altman shoplifting gpus that’s apparently quite popular right now.

https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3m23ob342h22a

(no embed because safari on ipad is weird about downloading or linking video)

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 3 points 20 hours ago

If the AI industry gets bailed out (and that's a multi-hundred billion dollar "if"), it will be because the technology they create makes shit like this possible.

To try and end this on a somewhat lighter note (source):

[–] FRACTRANS@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

can someone catch me up to speed on what the latest nix fiasco is?

[–] mawhrin@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

in short, the whole moderation team resigned because of interference from the steering commitee; inb4 palmer luckey crowing about how no-one in the project will stop anduril from using nixos to build american military domination.

you know, just another day of the fascist takeover of the nixos project.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Elon Musk announces "Grokipedia", which is exactly what it sounds like.

for article in wikipedia: grok.is_this_true(article)

The Gizmodo story mentions that he retweeted Larry Sanger, but it doesn't dive into the rabbit hole of just how much of a kook Sanger is and how badly his would-be Wikipedia competitors have failed.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Lol maintaining a wiki is so much work always much respect for people who actually try to keep one up to date and filled with good info. Of course the fraud thinks he knows better without having ran one.

He would have a heart attack if he had to write a complex mediawiki script.

A small taste:

{{if|{{{1|}}}...

[–] BigMuffN69@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gort is Klaatu barada nikhto?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

Or perhaps it is bleen

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