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[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] knowone@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

This feels to me like the sort of joke someone would make if they also frequently experienced the first part

[โ€“] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this something Iโ€™m too neurodivergent to understand?

[โ€“] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Maybe not neurodivergent enough?

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

I stepped on a crunchy leaf and instead of feeling joy, it just reminded me of better times that are never coming back, which is why I am now lying in bed feeling nervous.

[โ€“] halfsalesman@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] TypFaffke@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Get a job as a leaf cruncher

[โ€“] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

I'm at fucking work

At least you do what you love !

Literally !

[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I know we don't have many spiritual types on here, but after my dad's unexpected death, I somehow took my deep reverence for nature and my strong nostalgia for little things like that first leaf crunching beneath my foot, and I turned it into my own brand of spirituality.

I don't know if it's akin to a form of animism or what, but (while my beliefs certainly go deeper than observational things and border on druidry more than anything) there almost seems to be a profound spirit that exists within these moments that connects us all to them, and they stir something inside of me far more than any religious tale or sermon ever could.

I don't know what it all means or if it's even real, but it brings me an immense sense of comfort.

[โ€“] Monster96@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I stepped on a crunchy leaf and still feel nervous. Jokes on you

[โ€“] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I showed my toddler how to squash a crunchy leaf recently. Very happy crunching ensued ๐Ÿ˜„. Great vibes