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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Star trek enterprise. Started awesome then once you got invested they changed it

Farscape, started good, ended legendary.

Stargate: SG1

That's my holy trio

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Enterprise I’ll never forgive them for that trickery

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Enterprise intro: Trash, always trash.

Farscape: Skip.

SG-1: Also surprisingly trash intro. Show is 10/10. Intro 1/10.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of human being are you to skip the farscape intro?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm implying that the entire show is a skip.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even worse. The show is great

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Watched SG-1 first and couldn't handle the horrific downgrade.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I love how our first thought is the Enterprise theme. I loved it every time I heard it until it got changed.

Bojack Horseman theme was great each and every time I heard it.

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The first time I heard enterprise intro I was like hell naw what is this trash. By time I got into season 2 I was vibing it hard. Then season 3 happened...

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Just wait till you try to watch Charmed on a streaming channel (Pluto, Roku) and realize they changed the theme song. It's an entirely different song.

Side note: I've never seen the lyrics in writing, and always assumed that they were saying "I am the sun, I am the air." Y'know, cause they're magical.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

always assumed that they were saying "I am the sun, I am the air." Y'know, cause they're magical.

In the original by The Smiths and the Love Spit Love cover (used in the show), the lyrics are both officially "son" and "heir", but the way they chopped up the song for the theme, they very well could have played on those being homophones such that the "theme" lyrics actually are "sun" and "air".

Basically backing up the premise of the show which was balancing magic and life.

I am the sun and the air [I'm magical]
I am human and I need to be loved [I'm also a person with a life]

At least that was always my take. Though I'd heard the original Smiths version before the show aired.

OTOH, The Craft ALSO used the Love Spit Love cover but without chopping it up, so maybe they assumed "sun" and "air" like most of us.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

UGH. They did that with House. Replaced Massive Attack with some generic bullshit

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What’s your favourite version? Since they rearrange it every few years.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

10th David tenant is so far my favorite!

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

8th or 9th for me. 8th just feels epic. But I started Doctor Who on Netflix with Chris, so the 9th is nostalgic for me.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I also started with 9th, haven’t watched the original series yet. But I just got the first season so I’ll be watching it soon. I want to watch all of it.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

woke up this mooorningggg

GOT YOSELF A GUN. GOT YOSELF A GUN

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take my love, Take my land, Take me where I can not stand …

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tbf it only had like 12 episodes.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This thread is full of intros that I have no idea what they are. What show has 12 episodes? Getting that millennial FOMO

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Watch Firefly and Serenity afterwards, you're welcome.

I'll save this and check

Welcome to today’s lucky ten thousand! Like everyone has said the show is Firefly and it awesome

Yeah but I’ve watched the whole series like at least five times.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its basically the reason people think The Big Bang Theory is a good show. The brain makes stupid associations like "repetition = familiar = good = funny".

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That song kept on giving, Charmed not so much imho

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whattt? You mean you didn't like it either when they turned it in to "We have Harry Potter at home" ?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll toss in Babylon 5 for a recommendation.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish the shows I like had more than 50 episodes.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What's the story Wishbone?

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi intro song both seasons 🙌🤘

I’ve loved both of Dandadan’s intros too. They were both extremely creative in their own ways.

[–] Itd4n@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Upvote for first anime reference. I really don’t have a favorite (anime opening). There’s just so many good ones that I can’t decide.

3D world? Definitely Firefly.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys listen to intro songs? 🤷‍♂️

[–] bstix 6 points 3 weeks ago

Listen to? No, I worship it.

The sitcom themes from the 70s and 80s are the dopest shit ever composed.

Theme from Taxi

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead You're dead and out of this world

[–] frostphunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 2 points 3 weeks ago

I only listen to it once during the show itself, then skip it every subsequent time. If I liked it enough on the first listen I'll add it to my playlist like any other song I like.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gravity Falls.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

X-Men is the best

So no one tooold you it was gonna be this waaaaay

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

nııııııııı nı nı-nı nı. nını nın nı nın nı nın nı

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

TIL it's not, "I am the son. I am the air."

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't describe Peacemaker. Absolute bangers, both of them 🤘