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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck off and leave us alone.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

I think he did

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

I'd encourage him to watch the 1983 classic War Games. He could just not play this game. Find a hobby.

[–] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Maybe just stick to plants?

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Make my asshole pinker

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I would like intentional ignorance to be painful. Or karma to be instant.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Might rethink intelligence. Clearly still in the beta phase.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

The ability to instantly explode at will

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago
[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I think the biggest thing would be to allow learning to not be lost between generations. Humans make the same mistakes, have the same weaknesses, are exploitable in the same way all throughout history. It's a tragedy of the human condition.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Get a real job and stop fucking around with this bullshit

Edit: Addressed to God, not OP

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Smite all the legislators who voted for the Taft-Hartley act (prior to them voting).

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

adamantine skeletons

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

DO. NOT. TEST. INTELLIGENCE BUILDS.
Stick to claws, fangs, venom, etc.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

I don't think there's anything wrong with a species having intelligence necessarily, it's more that we tend to default to greed and fuckery and irrational nonsense that's the problem IMO. If we were an intelligent species that actually respected the Earth and our fellow living things, it could actually be quite nice here I think.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't make anything capable of being more intelligent than a cat. They seem pretty content and aside from the... bird genocide... they aren't fucking the world up in an endless pursuit of greed.

So yeah, no smarter than cats and no desire for bird genocide.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Cats are only committing bird genocide because humans introduced them to countries where the birds can't fight back.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I want god to kill him/her/them selves