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[–] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey! Nothing wrong with antisocial.

“Mr Bennis said Reggie had attempted to drown the native mute swans and had disrupted the nesting swans on the river.”

Oh shit

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever I see the BBC or any British English I assume antisocial means incredibly rude or mean. It’s not the first time I’ve seen it used, and I think a few months ago there was a news article saying “antisocial driving” — still can’t remember what that meant.

[–] iusearchbtw@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

that is technically the correct use of the word, "asocial" is what you want for people who just don't socialise

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