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The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, "Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on."

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[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Send arrest photos.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 181 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Yesss, force the gravy seals to look at peen.

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 166 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 70 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nobody ever had to say keep Portland weird. We all trust them to keep themselves weird

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, Austin started using it because of the immense amount of external pressure to conform to Texas’ otherwise rural conservative mindset, plus the internal pressure from the (again, conservative) state legislature being located there. The motto was a rebellion against that pressure. But Portland hasn’t been historically pressured in the same way.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

Im not near Portland but will be naked in solidarity

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 105 points 2 days ago

If ever there has been a time to call for an emergency naked bike ride, this is it.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Remember male folk you can't be arrested (anyplace I know of anyway) for wearing a speedo and conservatives hate it.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

depends on the state for women too iirc

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Red being "ambiguous" and blue being "no" is certainly a choice

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

one of the decisions of all time

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I had a similar thought. I mean nothing is set in stone with color coding, but there are some pretty clear norms.

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Check your local laws too. State might be legal, the city might not. For example in Texas it is often illegal or restricted under local ordinances.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I lived in Seattle for a while and got used to the nudity, imagine my sadness moving to Arkansas which bans any public nudity "within view" of the opposite sex (hello gay campgrounds) - but last year I saw a lesbian go topless at Pride and I was SO happy! My straight neighbor made it a point to mention how she didn't care for that, and I'm like, it's our event lady, don't come.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Having lived near Seattle most of my life and visiting for any number of festivals, sporting events, visiting family, the zoo, parks, a weekly bocce league, I never once saw a topless woman except for at the solstice parade.

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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Man, I hate these maps. Sure, it's still shaped like the US, but the states are in totally incorrect places. For example, VA is three states in on this map. Functionality is more important than esthetics.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

it's better than trying to see what color one of the tiny northeast states are

id argue it is more functional than a normal map lol

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 2 days ago

Remember any folk, the law does not matter to fascists.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

But we don't have good healthcare here... at least wear sunblock and knee/elbow pads and a helmet.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Quck question, how uncomfortable is it to ride a bike while naked? Sounds pretty awful. Any accidental castrations?

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How far do your balls hang?

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago

Just in case ICE comes to kidnap everyone, it would be nice if the bystanders wore extra clothes they could lend the nakies because it's cold in the KKKamps

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago

F'Yeah! Portland knows how to weird out, or is that out weird, these weirdos

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