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"Measure zero times, cut zero times."
~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
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https://xkcd.com/3149/ <-- shared cartoon
#surveying #surveyor #mapping #spatial #XKCD
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My barber would be all the way over on the bottom right. Makes literally like 300 cuts just while I'm there and I've never even seen a tape measure anywhere in the shop.
Serial killer should really be a spectrum.
The dot as it is just means "serial killer with bad aim".
or "serial killer who enjoys thoroughly slicing & dicing their victims"
hack, whack, choppin’ that meat
coolest sax solo of all time ensues
I'm reminded of "http-slash-slash-backslash-eacape" and the joke that it's OJ's home page URL.
I think that's Norm McDonald's joke.
The guy from silence of the lambs was making a dress ffs. That requires measuring.
Do serial killers normally break out the tape measure before cutting into a victim?
I bet you this guy does
And this dapper fellow wouldn't dare build a Christmas tree out of incorrectly sized limbs
"not all serial killers"
i measured once, cut twice, and its still too short.
Did you remember to use the board stretcher?
A serial killing surveyor could totally fuck this whole thing up. Which would probably not be in the top three most objectionable traits of his 🤔
Thus, the last thing we can be accused of is having been hasty in convening the Second Congress. We were, in fact, guided by the maxim: measure your cloth seven times before you cut it; and we had every moral right to expect that after the cloth had been cut our comrades would not start complaining and measuring it all over again.
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1904/onestep/a.htm
Don't measure, cut yourself.