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[–] 3yiyo3@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

I think this is rather a representation of how the common USA citizen see the world lmao

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left.

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From my Oklahoma friend: "Give Texas back to Mexico!"

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I don't know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we've got a chance now.

I'm just glad they took Oklahoma

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago

In this economy??

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.

I'll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I'm hungry

[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Florida being basically the same.. even the ocean didn't want that fuckin place.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn't a lot more than just climate change happened

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car?

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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

Do you have a source for this? I'm going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Scientific and irrefutable :)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Except:

-Get Out of Denver - Bob Seger

-Because I Got High - Afroman

-Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

A legitimate Gulf of America

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amerope isn't real, it cannot hurt us

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Florida is still there so not real

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flattest state in the Union. My town is a whopping 33' above sea level.

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[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The world does not need another Balkan peninsula, trust me. And especially not in a place where guns are legal.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

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How dare you give Missouri such good food

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reverse effect of sea level rise. Can't wait for Florida to sink and all the Rich people that own all the coastal properties to have permanent jet skies

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

If the US gets their own Mediterranean, maybe they will start having proper food too. Ah who am I kidding, they will never stop eating toxic waste.

[–] antonamo@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I've got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa

I’m from WV, many of us (including myself) care deeply about the environment. That being said, water front property in the state I love would be AMAZING wv with beaches sounds like a dream. Can imagine the valleys and hills would make a bunch of cool islands. Kind of like the Les cheneaux islands up noth. Would be sick as shit for sailing.

Alas I know this is a pipe dream and any environmental effects that drove the water that high would basically turn the rest of the planet into a desert hellscape.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I've always thought they saw models of the world we havent yet, and they all decided it's financially beneficial (for them) to physically destroy the planet in hopes of having it terraform like this.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.

Keep going. We haven't sunk Florida yet.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it Latin it would be color rubrum (color red), or subrufum (reddish), I'm not sure how you use colors though so not totally sure

[–] g8phcon2@k.fe.derate.me 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I was wondering why the water wouldn't match the topography and the realized where it's posted.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm starting my rain dance while lighting up a mouth full of cigarettes. We need this bitch to flood in less than 5.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

new york is close enough, no one's heard of jefferson anyways

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dear God! We can't let that stuff into our country! We need to put up a wall to keep it out. I think I have a chant for it Build the Wall, Build the Wall, Build The Wall.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Amazing what 34 million years does to land formations. Time truely is fucking king.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I never get tired of the map of Laramidia. I really was born in the wrong generation. I should have been an ankylosaur

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