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I remember ZERO of my 12 year old me tests. I think there's when I learnt pythagoras? And/or co-ordinates?
(shows what I remember. Screw English/history. Maths is king/s)
E: I'm sure RJ and Ryan (class clowns back then) are even more successful then me... What sucks even more is, I don't remember their last names. So trying to find them on f*cebook is almost impossible, yet I am now curious on how my middle school classmates are going now...
Those fuckers always got to play with the giant colorful parachute