Poor wittle snowflake

Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.

They're not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don't even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.

That's just the penises awakening something in him again.

Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?

Weird.

Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.

I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

I suppose that's probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he's seen, but that's because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

Candy ass can't hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.

The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to "credibly" scare millions of people who don't pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.

Then there's always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies' faces.

I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He's the wormtongue for our times.

So, he considers unarmed, naked people "threatening"? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.

He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.

Damn that's all they had to do? Show up? THAT's the most threatening thing they've seen? Holy shit send more nudists on bikes

Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings

Or those are all things he wants to happen....

Dicks out for democracy.

Tits out against tyranny.

Isn't that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I've seen yet!

Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.

Must be a candy ass life, then.

What an impressively sheltered life he's lived.

US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy

Uh, I'd have gone with those planes crashing into the WTC, but sure.

Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?

He's really thinking "All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all."

Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.

The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.