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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
(www.oregonlive.com)
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The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.
Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title "we need more open carry boobs"?
It's only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.
Go for it
It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these...
...huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.
You've never been to Las Vegas, then.
Open carrying tits is way less common.
Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?
Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.
Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers