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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago

I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until they learn about guillotines!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

How much longer, though? We've been very patient.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 hours ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Candy ass can't hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren't necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 1 hour ago

I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.

The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to "credibly" scare millions of people who don't pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.

Then there's always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies' faces.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Must be a candy ass life, then.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 3 hours ago

Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 hours ago

This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He's the wormtongue for our times.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 11 points 3 hours ago

Damn that's all they had to do? Show up? THAT's the most threatening thing they've seen? Holy shit send more nudists on bikes

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 hours ago

What I'm hearing is that people should get naked in a reverse psychological leverage attitude?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 44 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 53 minutes ago

73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

So THAT'S where my ex-wife vanished off to...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Janet Jackson was not a prisoner at Gitmo wtf

[–] cazzmaniandevil@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Roger, Roger.

(Username checks out)

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I kind of like the lore that Janet Jackson has been in Guantanamo this entire time and the rest of us completely missed the memo.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

I wouldn't have noticed either way to be fair

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 89 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title "we need more open carry boobs"?

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 14 points 3 hours ago

It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these...

...huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

Open carrying tits is way less common.

Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 52 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

So, he considers unarmed, naked people "threatening"? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He's afraid it will awaken something in him.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 3 hours ago

He's seen the dildo seat videos and he secretly hopes they'll appear in mainstream media from coverage of the protest. He's gleeful with the possibility, he can't stop talking about it

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

threatening to his anti masturbation pact with his son?

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago

D’oh, came here to post this. You win :).

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