The dookie monster
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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All it needs is some googly eyes to become completely unusable!
D is for dookie, that good enough for me!
Get OUT!
Yep, not pooping there!
Is that a fucking shit stain?? 😱
Welcome to the world of yesterday. Wanna stay?
Can I smoke a cigarette in a restaurant full of children!?
Yeah but that pony wall that separated the smoking and non smoking sections took care of it!
Wash your shit(literally)
My grandparents had one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers when I was little. I thought it was cool when I was too young to realize it was really gross.
Man I feel old, I remember those being disturbingly popular when I was growing up
No one shits on the toilet cover.
Yeah just dirty ass sweat and piss droplets
Don't tell me what to do
Thanks for making me barf up the lunch I just ate ;-;
That brown stain.... Eugh ;-;
Poor choices are still choices. And this one was very, very poor.
Sir you have abused my eyes and mind and i must protest.
I like comfort, sue me
No need, you will be dead from the bacterial infections soon.
These were bad but then so were the cushioned ones that got grossly wet at the slightest hint of ass sweat.
when you hunt cookie monsters you should use every part
What they don't want you to know is that this toilet is owned by my neighbor's Shitzu and they're training it to rub its ass on this toilet seat carpet rather than the living room carpet.
A really, really, really shitty one. That isn't a pun.