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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.

[–] callmemagnus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • nice beaver you've got there.
  • thanks, I just got it stuffed.

Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Nice I'm going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I've been exploring crotch options.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Send one to Trump for his nussy.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Oh god......that word is going to be used for a week now, isn't it?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.

They need to make bikini tops that look like tits

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 36 points 1 day ago
[–] tym@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uer a merkin, Harry!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I'm sure she's probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

And now she wants it back...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People generally don't realize that they're following fashion when they're altering their body to fit the current fashion

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

people will often label themselves as simply following their own beauty standards when their "own" is clearly influenced and by majority is the current fashion, simply because that's all they have been exposed to. And thus they will justify following current fashion disguised as following their own unique style when more often than not it is simply not true

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.

Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It's certainly not limited to head hair.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it's better than crystal dildos.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Less likely to cause injury at least

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

'Merican Merkin

[–] DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'm now selling armpit hair patches and unibrow stickers. And leg hair AstroTurf.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

But how big was their supply to start with?