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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was looking at shoes on Walmart's site, several of the cheap ones have "FASHION" printed on them. Just that one word. You know I was tempted, because who doesn't want to be fashionable?

All I think is these shoes are temu shoes

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Million dollar idea, running shoes that has the word "FAST" on them.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How can I send you my money??

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Put a million dollars in an envelope and write "Crypto Cash" on the outside.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

Saves on tax

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago
[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is funnier in Norwegian: "sakte" means "slow".

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Obard doesn't mean anything in Norwegian, sadly.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

I believe that would be the opposite of a bard.

[–] RedSnt 2 points 2 days ago

Could've been someone in a hurry, could've been a foreigner messing up the letters,

could've been OCR:

EASHION
PROEFSSIONAL SAKTEOBARD SHOE