this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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[–] Michal@programming.dev 68 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Until the end i believed this was a physics experiment

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

literally flip a coin on a moving train

Was the train accelerating or traveling at a constant velocity?

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago

Look I’m not computing anything prior to waveform collapse.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

It should end with "How many Ys did the man use?"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

"... slutty amount of Ys" is why this keeps getting shared.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 4 days ago

Good luck slutty Y's man. Godspeed

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

That man? Albert Lincoln.

So, how many Y's is slutty?

Asking for me

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

E: whoops, redundant

[–] MBech -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why is this person looking at that other person's phone? Fuck off you nosy cunt.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why are you getting riled up about an obviously made up story?

[–] MBech -5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know it's made up. But the person who wrote it obviously thinks reading other peoples's messages on their phones is completely normal.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Get busted once looking at furry porn and suddenly nobody's allowed to look at your phone, eh?

for reference it was Sonicverse Sonicvore and i don't go kinking your shame