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Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPT (www.theregister.com)

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As OpenAI allows chatbot to spout erotic content, former British prime minister makes true feelings known

After a string of marriages and innumerable affairs, former UK prime minister Boris Johnson has come clean about his new squeeze.

"I love ChatGPT," the blond-mopped Brexiteer told Al Arabiya English earlier this week.

Famous for making stuff up and going on flights of fancy, Johnson served as prime minister from July 2019 until September 2022, when he was ousted after misleading colleagues over a scandal involving his government's deputy chief whip, the party disciplinarian. OpenAI's ChatGPT is also prone to making statements that turn out not to be entirely true. [...]

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what a wanker

comb your fucking hair you look like an idiot!

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

He intentionally has crazy hair, so people talk about that instead of the evil shit he does.

It's a lightning rod, bait, dont fall for it.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what a wanker

now literally

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Always has been .jpg

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Hey now, he puts a lot of effort into that hair style! It's not easy bending over and farting in your own face constantly while you apply hair product.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

No shit, he's a senile fucking simp who likes to spew bullshit, ChatGPT is one of the only things that can stand listening to him

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Source?

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

V for Vendetta

Things got changed a bit for the movie if you're only familiar with that

The man is Adam Susan (renamed Adam Sutler in the movie, played by John Hurt) the leader of the ruling Norsefire party, he falls in love with the "Fate" supercomputer that runs the government surveillance system

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Been a looooong time since I read that one. Guess it's about time to give it another go. Seems to be back in season anyway, right?

[–] bishoponarope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

V for Vendetta

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Idiot says stupid shit, more news at 6.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

He's just attention seeking

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Least surprising headline ever.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 points 1 week ago

Sycophants of a feather flock together

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

A match made in heaven (or rather hell or whatever this shitshow of a timeline is).

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Famous for making stuff up and going on flights of fancy, Johnson served as prime minister…

Splendidly done.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

At least he can't add to his unknown quantity of offspring by fucking a robot.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

“My personality can’t compete with computer make-believe!”