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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He won't be done debugging her by then. She'll be ready for beta testing next year.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just need to find a girl that also likes Tsoding! Then, you can ask her "Hey, do you have plans for Christmas? I'd love it if we could do AoC (Advent of Code) in a language we both hate!"

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well shit, I've never seen AoC before - I'm not usually very interested in programming just for fun, but I might give that a try!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NOTE: no proper error reporting

Add those few lines, will ya?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But that would break the 111 line rule.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

There's a rule?

Not anymore.

[–] RedSnt 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Pupil of Women

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

not sure if it's sarcastic: point of view

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Title is edited

[–] RedSnt 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did consider taking a screenshot before the edit from POW to POV, but eh.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't trust a guy letting their battery go that low either

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was no ESL moment in Ba Sing Se!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

English Second Language

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A JSON parser in Haskell, what a day to have eyes

[–] expr@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

?

Haskell's incredibly good for writing parsers.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

But oh boy is it difficult. We started with Haskell in the first semester CS and it was a pain. Kudos to anyone seriously developing in Haskell.

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[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

AI girlfriend

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you are writing a parser in haskell just use Happy and get it over with

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

It's a parser for json. Import Aeson and derive one for your custom type in a single line!

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