Any dead one. They are f-ing dangerous.
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enanthiornes, the "opposite birds" that are not related to the birds as we know it.
The peregrine falcon. Because it’s the fastest animal (that we know of)!
Euoplocephalus, because I'm a hipster.
Honourable mention to anurognathus. Pterosaur rather than dinosaur, but so cute!
Any of the Hadrosauridae. Probably Lambeosaurus, specifically for the cover to one of the Dinotopia paperbacks:

More recently it has been determined that hadrosaur likely walked most frequently on all fours, with a larger tail. Still amazing looking creatures (credit to Gabriel Ugueto for the art):

Yer mum
The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.
Stegosaurs! For those who don't know how the name came about, look it up if you'd like a chuckle.
Apparently Pterodactyls aren't Dinosaurs :(
Also, I think this belongs here: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/oct/23/dinosaurs-asteroid-struck-research
Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.
Chicken. It tastes good.
Came here to say this. Glad you saved me the time to type it out.
Hmm but now I typed a longer response. Damnit.
The little tiny raptor things. I don't remember what they're called.
Compys! Or Compsognathus if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Harpy eagle

Titanosaurs! 100+ feet long, 100+ tonnes. Imagine if a blue whale had legs and a long neck. And it walked around. We would be like mice to them, or insects to the largest ones.
This thread is the best booster-pack.
Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site


Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:

Looks like a herbivore who discovered a love for really fresh ham.
Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.
I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.

Pachycephalosaurus the thick headed one
I always thought they'd sound like coconuts when they rammed together.
The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.
Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.
Wonder if there were fainting Pachycephalosaurs. :)
There any love here for Icthyosaurus?

Just looks like a big derpy lemony shaped dolphin, with a snoot that 76% more boopable.
Diplodocus
Stegos all the way. 🥰
I have a few.
By far the frontrunner is Parasaurolophus. Hadrosaurs are cool, Lambeosaurid Hadrosaurs are cooler. Not to besmirch my boy Edmontosaurus tho. The biggest Hadrosaur is also on my list.
I am also a big fan of the Borealopelta. This is a Nodosaurid Ankylosaur, meaning it has shoulder spikes instead of a tail club. I like this guy because of the story of its discovery, as well as the fantastic display at the Royal Tyrrell Museum. Also helps that it's the most intact armored dino ever found.
Finally there is the Regaliceratops. Like a Triceratops, but with a super fun crown!
Technically not a dinosaur but a Pterosaur, but still, Quetzalcoatlus https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus.
Would make my morning commute way more fun.
Quetzalcoatlus gets my vote as scariest creature to have ever lived. If one landed in my yard and saw me through the window, decided it wanted in, it is getting in.
I could maybe prevail with the 12-gauge sitting here, but I wouldn't bet on it. By the time I got over the shock of seeing it, the thing would crash it's head through my front window and snatch me. Betting one could hammer through the roof given a couple of minutes.
Outdoors? Pretty much zero hope. Long beak, flies, moves fast, morals of a seagull? Yikes.