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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 26 points 21 hours ago

And the surviving guard will most definitely answer a 2nd question despite the rules.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Now let’s make it a little harder. You have three guards: one tells the truth, one lies, one answers randomly. The guards understand you, but only answer either “da” or “ja”. One means yes, one means no, but you don’t know which is which. You get to ask each guard one question.

[–] Homefry@infosec.pub 2 points 5 hours ago

When I was a substitute teacher I would give the kids logic puzzles of varying difficulty. I would offer $100 if anyone could provide me with the answer to this one. If they looked it up on Wikipedia and could then explain it to me, I'd give them a king size candy bar.

I never had to pay out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hardest_Logic_Puzzle_Ever

[–] excral@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

It's still trivial, assuming the three guards guard three doors: just ask each guard: "Would the guard that always lies say this door is safe?" The random guard will give a random answer while the other two give the inverted answer. Even better if don't ask the random guard first, then you can repeat the question about the other doors to the same guard and only need two questions

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Give them a paradox by encoding the other two's potential responses into the question (similarly to the two guard solution, but this time the random response is included). If they are able to answer, then you asked the random one, because the liar and truth teller have no idea what the random one would answer so can't answer only yes or no without potentially violating their truthiness rule.

This isn't to solve the puzzle but to see what the other two would do in that situation. If I figured out the random one with the first question, I'd use the 2nd to ask the same thing of one of the others. Then, if it's still 2 doors, the two guard solution will work on the last one to figure it out.

But if the first guard asked explodes or something when asked, I think that there wouldn't be enough questions left to find both the random guard (which I believe you have to do first) and the door. Though if you change the question to only ask about one other's answer instead of both, you'll be able to find both the random guard and the safe door.

Though hopefully the whole setup isn't a lie and everyone present is a strategic liar that wants you dead. Imagine doing one of those riddles and when you step through the door you notice both doors lead into the same room whose walls now seem to be closing in and the last thing you hear is one of the guards asking another why riddles seem to get people to let their guard down anyways.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 135 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

That last question is ambiguous enough (in this specific scenario) that either answer would work. It's both true that the other guard can't tell her something happened (due to being dead), while the other guard would have said that something did happen if he had been able to. So it's a meaningless question but the wife doesn't know that since she doesn't know the guard is dead.

Which just adds another layer to the joke lol.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

That's funny! but if you want to know how to solve this problem every time, even when asking one single question, just ask this question:

"If I ask the other guy which is the correct path, which path will he tell me?"

No matter who you ask, both of them will point to the WRONG path, meaning the correct one is the one they DIDN'T point to. Here is the logic.

For the sake of argument, let's assume the correct path is the right path. When you ask that question, if the person is the truthful one, he will be honest and say the left path. Because if you ask the liar what the correct path is, he will say it is the left path (which is false). Now if you ask the liar what the other guy will say the correct path is, he will lie to you and say it is the left path (which is also false, the truthful one will tell you it is the right path and not the left).

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

"I have no idea what the other guy would say, we're honest-lier pair of guards, not reading each other fucking thoughts pair of guards"

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The liar responds "I don't know"

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

Truth teller: "He'll point you towards the door that leads to certain death"

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and also, using "correct path" instead of "right path" will be less confuzzling because english words can have multiple meanings and are the dumb.

[–] ethicallysliced@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You should even specify “path to the castle”, because there isn’t technically a “correct” path.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 21 hours ago

This puzzle was used in more than one place than in Labyrinth. I played video games where they had that puzzle (Ultima 6 had that).

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

yeah, it could be the liar guard's desire or prime directive to send you down the deadly path. to him that could be interpretated as the correct path. especially if these are automatons working off of some machine logic. like, they don't even need to be out to get you, that's totally something that bad code could do on accident.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

What is the quest was to die asap. And everyone the party meets just refused to kill them?

[–] Red_October@piefed.world 190 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I mean, the Barbarian asked the one question and didn't gain anything from it. Knowing which one is the liar doesn't... help anymore.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago

That's why this is a brilliantly played barbarian. They think they are clever but will still have to do things the hard way.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ah. Normally I see this with no limit on questions. You're right. It'd only work with at least two questions.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I've only heard it with one question, that's the whole point. Otherwise you just ask a guard some trivial question (e.g. What color is the sky?) to determine which is the liar, then just ask which is the safe door.

The whole point is to get the information you need from a single question.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 67 points 1 day ago (11 children)

This still doesn't accomplish the goal of knowing which door will kill you. All you've done is determine which guard is the liar.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that's the joke. The barbarians intelligence isn't usually very high.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love playing low Intelligence high Wisdom characters. Because Wisdom governs stats like Perception, Insight, and Animal Handling. So your character will notice things that the rest of the party misses, but often doesn’t have the intelligence to put the individual pieces together.

Once played a high wisdom barbarian. He would notice things like traps or clues, but I would RP it with things like “Hey, why’s that wire stretched across the path? Someone is going to trip over that…” The other players very quickly learned to pay attention whenever I asked stupid questions, because it was usually my way of announcing “I noticed something that the rest of you missed.”

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

How can they both explain it when one only tells lies?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there an actual plot to Mimi, or is she just a complete chaos goblin?

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Simply goblin

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 112 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Ask either guard: "If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?" The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For years, I had my own headcanon for the Labyrinth movie. In the scene, the young Sarah correctly solves the riddle, passes through the correct door, says "This is a piece of cake!" and then she immediately falls down a pit of doom. This confused me, because she got the answer right. So I reasoned that the guards were both liars, and because they both participated in explaining the rules, they were lying about the rules.

It was only a few years ago that I read in an interview that the Labyrinth (or Jareth) dropped her down the hole because she said it was a piece of cake. It was her arrogance that set her back, not that she got the riddle wrong.

But now it still bothers me that the liar, whichever one he is, helps explain the rules of the scenario. If he always lies, then she can't trust that either of them ever tells the truth. The rules have to be described separately, like on a sign or by a disinterested third party. Or you could phrase it differently, like "One of us will answer your question truthfully, and one of us will answer your question dishonestly." That way you avoid saying that they always lie, and specify that the lie will only be in response to the one question.

Fuck, I've had too much coffee. How the fuck did I get up on this soapbox? Why are you still reading? Go do something productive.

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[–] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 71 points 1 day ago (6 children)

But they gained no information on which door to choose ='(

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Yes, but they did establish that one of the guards is no longer living and that giving barbarians riddles is dangerous for everyone involved.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I got an unexpected laugh from Rick and Mortys take on this. His answer was "you ever fuck this guys wife?" And watched them fight to the death.

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