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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I didn't know they updated their logo to give the owl a vag wing

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well how about Boober eats? Same as Uber, but the hooters come visit you at your messy room.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 41 minutes ago

Is that real? Sounds like a sexual assault waiting to happen.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing like getting mediocre food served by a waitress who hates her job and regrets the life choices that led her to it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

The good news is that some of them don't hate their jobs, and appreciate the money and high tips without having to ride a pole.

Granted, it's perspective in contrast to diner wait staff (a high-suicide job) and professional stripping (a high-turnover job) so still not great.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Does this man not know how to type "boobs" into a search engine?

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You can watch a video of someone eating an A5 wagyu steak, but I'd rather eat a less expensive steak myself. Pixels vs reality...

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

No where near the same thing, you can't touch either pair of boobs.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not exactly the same but seeing actual people, talking to them, interacting vs. watching something on a computer screen is also no where near the same thing.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Yes the former is far worse.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah but you can sniff them

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

His wife has parental controls on the home computer.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 71 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

There was a heartwarming essay in the NYT awhile back called "Why Dads Take Their Gay Sons to Hooters" by Peter Rothpletz.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

I'd be tempted in fiction to make Hooters a secret line of temples to Athena the way Nike outlets are... well... temples to Nike.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago

That was brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

It reminded me I f my own faithful trip to hooters with a friend and his father.

I don't think I know what was going on there, but I did feel like it was super awkward because they were talking about the waitress like she wasn't there.

I mostly remember the wings we had were not very good.

Wings should not be battered with cornmeal. Though I don't eat that much meat anymore.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 20 points 14 hours ago

Thanks for linking that. Loved it.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 12 hours ago

This made me smile :)

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Great article.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

But the band of buxom beauties, from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, isn’t employed by Hooters. In fact, they were only wearing the brand’s titillating togs as a group Halloween costume.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

They've got a huge business opportunity there. Every branch should be different! They could have one with plus-sized waitresses, one with waiters instead, one with whips and leather, one with mature waitresses, all in the same town.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 56 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Have been to Los Angeles for a short time with friends and of course we tried several fast foods. We decided to go to Hooters just for fun, but the food was surprisingly the most decent of those we tried, and also reasonably priced. Of course we could see a lot of creepy around us and it was a little unconfortable seeing some ~~clearly underage~~(apparently >18 yo) girls just being there for their boobs.

The US really is a weird place...

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 39 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

The minimum age to work there is 18 since the workers often serve alcohol, so it's highly unlikely you actually saw anyone underage working there.

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

a little scenery, if you catch my drift

You're leaving a review for Hooters; there's really no need for subtlety.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

I honestly think that a large part of their appeal is that you can pretend to be subtle

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 102 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 63 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

One of my friends proposed 'toys for thots.' A 501c program helping subsidize the start up costs for begining only fans models via crowd sourced low interest loans, with the interest going into future loans.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

Yeah if you do tots instead I feel like all the drivers have to be questionably young. Like nobody 19 or older can deliver.

As long as you don't serve alcohol and everyone uses their own vehicles... 🐣😬

Icky.

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