But the band of buxom beauties, from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, isn’t employed by Hooters. In fact, they were only wearing the brand’s titillating togs as a group Halloween costume.

This is in no way condoning the practice, only describing why it happens, but a lot of dudes actually derive some kind of pleasure or satisfaction at knowing they've made someone else uncomfortable. That motivation generally steers them towards in-person interactions.

But the porn is fake and the waitresses there all really definitely actually like me if you catch my drift.

If someone works at Hooters they know what they signed up for. And if that's objectionable, then I'm just keeping them employed, so clearly that's good!

We don't have Hooters though

If she wants to fuck with her husband, she'd better take him there to get him in the mood if you know what I'm saying...

Hooters' wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I'd toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it's still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

I've heard this type of establishment referred to as "breastaurant".

If no one ever told me what Hooters was about when I was younger, I absolutely would have gone to one as an adult thinking it would involve owls. Like a cat cafe, but owls.