I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud. It’s taken me all this time to find out what I need again.
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I prefer Little Things but that's a good one too!
Rubbing my face all over a nice velvety bush before going down is always nice.
Bring back 1970s bush. I'll be the associate bush inspector.
I became sexually active in that window where women commonly kept their pubic hair unless they were kinky or specifically into the bare feels¹, and porn was rife with shaved offerings and French-style runways.
¹ Every woman I was around for too long would reveal that yeah, she struggle with the maintenance process, whether in-grown hairs or surprise scratchiness or whatever. Full bush is a lot easier to maintain.
So my brain associated real relationship sex with pubic hair. It was one of those signals that indicated we're not just honeymooning or doing a one-night stand but trying to do something real.
It wasn't always true, to my disappointment, but brains work in funny ways.
I'll be honest the bush also has a nice hand-feel
I'd love to experience that.
The only part I don't really like about sucking dick is getting pubes in my mouth
That’s fair. Same for salad tossing but that’s a lot harder to maintain.
Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
Anyone who wouldn't lick ~~the sweat off~~ their partner ~~face~~ anywhere is a coward.
Who needs blue pills when I have your erotic prose!
Now watch this drive
I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.
I also went to the band at first.
Really? That's pretty fucked up!
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn't have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn't drop the key, it didn't sound good at all.
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I've heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
Beggars can't be choosers!
“I don’t like pie.”
“Ok, you don’t deserve any.”
I mean..?? Might as well just say “Fuck you for not liking pie!” Same thing.
you can fuck someone who removes their bush, but that's a sad arrangement indeed
It's even sadder to fuck someone with no pie. :(
Yummy. Post-coital pie
Finally, someone that understands my... "interests"
I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.
Back of the throat is the worst.
You don't enjoy flossing?
Presumably not when having sex
Smooth shaved seems weirdly childlike IMO. Adults have hair.
I also agree any women who wants a man to shave his face is a pedophile. It goes both ways... Or maybe people just have preferences, that have to do with hygiene
I'm not calling you a pedophile, let's keep this civil. Do you think not shaving is unhygienic?
I was being civil. Pedophiles like children, children don't have facial hair. That's a post puberty development. Anyone anti-beard is anti adults puberty hair development like post puberty shaving of bushes. So either you recognize that pro bush is a preference, or you should believe everyone anti beard is a pedophile. You cannot have one without the other. They are both post-pubeseant hair
Not all men even grow beards.
Do you think not shaving is unhygienic?
"Not all men even grow beards" is the point, it is their preference (with cultural pressures) but ultimately it is their choice. To say someone choosing to shave makes them child like when you are talking in the context of sexual attraction (the post is about fucking) it means you are directly tying the act to being sexually attracted to children.
Being attacked to someone who shaves their arm pits/chest/legs/face/back/groin/ass is all preferences, saying it is child-like for one and not another is hypocritical.
As for hygiene, that's opinionated, but if you want to purchase shaving cream or a razor at the store, you go to the hygiene section. Shaving will reduce smell/bacteria, but can also have other effects like increasing your odds of contracting skin to skin prone STIs.
My stance is to enjoy what you enjoy and don't judge others for what they enjoy. I don't know why people pee on each other, but if that's what consensual adults do in their spare time, that's up to them.
Fair enough, I apologize if I've been rude. To be clear, I'm saying that some men just naturally don't get beards in the first place - they have no beard to shave.
No you're good, I'm sure I wasn't being all that kind in my word choice last night either. Yeah I suppose some people of eastern descent maybe don't get facial hair as much. Most everyone I meet that says they can't grow a beard is because they say it comes in bloches or patchy. Same happens with arm hair and I think there are some that don't grow hair in the groin area as well but I think that is tied to the way hormones act in their body? Peoples bodies do strange things. When I was 16 I got into my first real relationship with a girl who was 17. She had this thing where when she got horny her upper lip would turn a deep red color. For 1 it was a great help for a young man trying to figure out a relationship, but on the opposite side, it was real awkward when I found out it was genetic and her mother/step father knew exactly what was going on when they saw her. (Apparently it happens to her mother as well)
Do you have the same opinion when it comes to hair on the face, butt, armpits, legs, etc., or do you only think of children when you see shaven genitalia? Do men who shave their beards look "childlike" to you?
The former.
Not really because some men don't grow facial hair. But I can understand your point.
Yeah, you were saying women who like shaved faces prefer childlike features. That's called pedophila.
No it's not
Yes it absolutely is if you define people who prefer shaved orphaces as preferring child-like features. A cannot be true, without B being not true. Either people who like people without shaved orphaces is child like attraction, or people liking people with shaved orphaces is child like attraction, they are absolutely they exact same. Both come from puberty grown hair.
Unshaved seems weirdly ape-like IMO. Adult humans shave hair
Guess what humans are lol
Do you think completely unshaved people look like children?
What we get and what we deserve are two different things... can you give it to them froso?