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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Why reference literal Nazi Joseph Goebbels? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

[–] protist@mander.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard

Also, Broseph Goebbels!?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Bronana Peel

[–] h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe

Edit: Annie Broakely

Brothello

Broatmeal

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Brosiris
Brokay
BroBroBro
Bruh
Broakleys
Broseidon
Bromenade
Brono
Brolex
Brontosaurus
Brossole (she's a dude, I'm a dude, we're all dudes here bro)

[–] thinkercharmercoderfarmer@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean.

[–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Haven't heard of that bro in a hot minute

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago
[–] AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Mike Brozowski

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 3 days ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Brogasm

Brotendo

Peter Bropotkin

Brosa Luxembro

Nabroleon Bronaparte

Broletariat

Brogeois

Murray Brokchin

Broam Bromsky

Bro Bronham

Broger King

Brotato Salad

Ted Broczynski

The Unabromer

Stone Cold Steve Brostin

Samuel L. Broson

Brolon Musk

Broll Gates

Larry Brollison

Richard Broson

Xbox Three Broty

Super Broio Bros

Rick and Broty

Brotin Luther

Brocifer

Brocephalus

BroDHD

Bropression

Broncology

Brostate

Broegnant

Broetus

Brocus Aurelius

Brosar

Brolexander the Bro

Brolemagne

Brona Lisa

Brocasso

Brogor Strabroski

Brozart

Brolcom X

Brosmond Tutu

Broson Mandela

George Broshington

Bromas Brofferson

Brolexander Hamilbro

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You had me at broletariat, bromrade

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Seize the means of broduction!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here 😆

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Et tu, Brote?

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't like that so many of them are negative.

Yeah these are just the first things that came to my head. I don't use the word "bro" or any of its derivatives lol.

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[–] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette

[–] PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Brohemian Rhapsody

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Brother Brothalamew the Third

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Try bronana peel

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Brometheus, bringer of fire

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Bro beans suspiciously absent.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago
  • Han Brolo
  • Brohan Solo

Am I missing something or is this a mistake?

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Pff plant phylogeny has you covered my Bromelia binotii

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 days ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Don't forget Bro-senpai.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Brophylaxis / Brophylactic

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Thanks for extending my list lol

[–] nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Brokeback mountain

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.

🎵🎶Oscar Meyer makes the best.... brologna 🎵

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You seem to have come to the right place.

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