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One of my favourite episodes is when Lisa's about to ruin the school's funding, so they hire Otto to play a School Comptroller so that the school can get its funding and Lisa can stop her guilt from negatively affecting everyone around her in the name of her own self-righteousness
This is the way.
I am giving out a baggy with:
- full size chocolate bar
- chips
- popping candy
- sour patches
- rice Crispie
All my neighbour's do baggies with stuff in them too. One puts a loonie in. It's a competition.
That's a good competition to have!
Can't speak for everyone but I'd still prefer the king size candy.
Ditto. And not just cos I'm veggie
That might poke holes in their candy bag. Better to go with an ice cream scoop of pulled pork.
Dis is de wae.
~ Marvin Gaye
Last year, a house near me had a hotdog cooker going. It was an absolute hit with the kids (and parents!)
That's some very sensitive insecurity there.
I've got some truly awful chilly chocolate that somebody at work gave me. I'm tempted to hand that out to the snotty kids I don't like.
Dinkleberrrrrrrrg
That's a beauty
And I'm just handing out pop.
I thought nowadays the done thing is to shoot the kids?
Sadly a tradition only available in the United States.