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[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 points 48 minutes ago

Because the CPU runs at 300GHz.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The actual answer is

  1. because the universe had to pick a finite number and it probably doesnt use meters as an internal measurement ruler for scaling so it's an arbitrary large random number to us.

  2. Why did it have to pick a finite number? Because it has finite lifespan and resources for actualization. This forces hard speed limit.

  3. The speed of light has nothing to do with light it's a shitty name that makes understanding its true nature needlessly complex.

In actuality all massless waves/particles including photons, gravitational waves, and neutrinos will move at the speed of light, because thats as fast as anything massless can go. Its a universal speed limit for any real mass-particle, which is ultimately governed by Planck's constant and the symmetry preservation of Penrose spacetime diagrams. Its the speed of causality a universal framerate limit that tells us the universe flows/computes through discrete microstates with ultimate precision limit bounds.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 127 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

1 Dumbass = 299 792 458 m/s

Thanks, God. We'll spend the next 3000 years obsessing over that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

that is the linear rate at which dumbassery expands, yes. also light, but that's because as yet tachyons remain hypothetical/fictional and i figure dumbassyons would travel faster than light were it possible.

like how sometimes you can look at someone or something and think "some dumbass is going to do some dumbass shit here soon" even though the dumbassery has not yet begun.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

It took me awhile to understand the punchline (god is saying the speed of light is 1 dumbass, not calling the person a dumbass as I first thought). Does that mean the speed of light is slow?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

I thought the joke was calling the person a dumbass because the speed of light is a constant and therefore having it be 1 makes a lot of sense when looked at from a universal scale. The only reason a meter isn't a clean division of the speed of light is because we defined the meter before we decided to make it a division of c.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think it means the instead that we made up measurements to measure the speed of light, but the God in this meme doesn't use manmade measurements, so it's just 1 (like 1c). Since the speed of light is the max theoretical speed of anything in the universe, it makes sense that anything else could be measured in fractions of it.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I’m with you, because I don’t understand why a “dumbass” would be the speed of light.

Makes more sense for God to measure things in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_units

[–] thewebroach@lemmy.world 150 points 16 hours ago (16 children)

Both meters and seconds are units of Earth specific measures of space and time. Pretty sure at a cosmic scale god would give fuckall about how we measure and name our shit

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Actually most constants have been standardized to natural sources. A meter is now a fixed (small) fraction of the speed of light in vacuum. A second is pegged to the duration of a Cesium isotope spinning or something. Just that the multipliers are chosen to be convenient to us.

Should we need to talk measurements with aliens, we can, and can convert between their units and ours.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah in 2019 we even managed to get the pesky kilogram defined by a natural constant.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

SI being capable of interspecies translation is an interesting thing I hadn't considered.

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[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Well, akshually they started out as being earth specific, as convenient ways to measure human-relevant amounts of space and time, and were standardized after that. So really God still wouldn't care to use meters or seconds, but would probably have their own units which could also be standardized with natural phenomena.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 152 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If a god existed and gave a so much of a shit about our masturbatory habits he’d be at least tangentially aware of what the fuck a meter was.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 56 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

For a second i thought you were calling the metric system masturbatory and then i remembered that christians really do think god watches them jork it. Kinky

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[–] RQG@lemmy.world 234 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

dumbass is a nice name for a speed unit.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

I wholeheartedly agree.

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