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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle...

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

reading books to each other is an amazing pastime.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

My wife got cataract surgery years ago and they kind of botched it, so she could see for some time. She couldn't watch videos/TV, browse the web, or anything like that, and it was pretty terrible for her. She asked me to read to her, so it became a daily thing. It was pretty neat, I have to admit, though it sure did make me hyper aware of my pronunciation and stuff.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Until its me where my fiancée always wants me to read to her while she falls asleep but I CANT RED OUTLOUD AND UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON AND SHE INTERRUPTS ME WOTH "HUH? WHOS THAT? WHY DID SHE DO THAT? WAS THIS WRITTEN BY A MAN??"

William Gaddis, The Recognitions, has been a trip so far

Although I recommend it, It is obvious it isn't for everyone.

I'm sure your fiancée appreciated it.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Read? .... what kind of pervert are you?

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Corps, core and corpse

Anything containing "ough"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Tough bluff dough though.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Political trolls

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My issues prevent me from being able to read allowed without sounding stupid. But otherwise I read a few books a week, so are we sure this is evidence?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't believe you. Post a video.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Here's a very horny variant of this idea (no idea how it counts as SFW by Youtube standards)

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Send me a picture of you wearing mom jeans.

[–] xxce2AAb 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

..."aren't". What's "ain't" a contraction of, exactly?

I agree with the sentiment though.

[–] JohnnyCash@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xxce2AAb 4 points 1 day ago

Snicker. :)

[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

In fairness they never said they ain't stupid, they want to know if who they're messaging isn't stupid.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Ain't" is okay, but I only use it in quotes, that is, when quoting a character. Formal writing should not include slang, unless quoting.

But this is not formal writing, so "ain't" is acceptable. It's not improper word use like "loose" for "lose", or "you're" when "your" is correct based on context. It's like writing "gonna" instead of "going to". Or "y'all", instead of "all of you", because we don't have a plural pronoun for "you".

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