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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 16 hours ago

Mushrooms you can’t get high from by smoking are non-tokeable fungi.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

Would've been spelled "ridged" then, wouldn't it?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Well she sure doesn’t like when it’s not.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Well ridged is a word that can mean that and sounds nearly identical, probably does sound identical in some dialects. Could be you heard someone use ridged and mixed the two

[–] TRock 3 points 23 hours ago

Ribbit 🐸

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Of course it doesn't mean that, practically any substrate can be turned into a mushroom!

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well, NFTs just might be just useless enough.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Oh they definitely are just useless enough, a URL alone isn't a very good substrate, mostly because it's not a physical object in any form.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thank you! That interpretation in nonsense, nothing can't be turned into a mushroom.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you turn me into a mushroom?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

You are going to be referred as the holy fertile land of mushrooming

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You can be turned into a whole mushroom farm

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 21 hours ago

Mushrooms from the mushroom farm, apples from the graveyard apple trees.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

If a spore lands on the sun we get a Dyson sphere situation, I'm sure of it.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

Omg a VLDL reference in the wild

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

No, you're thinking of "nonfungiable". Nonfungible is when something cannot be broken or shattered.