So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.
The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting
Sounds about right
Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush
I'm pretty sure you'd die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years
Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia
Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.
Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!
FYI the "8 glasses a day" thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you're thirsty!
If you're actively sweating, a good rule of thumb is to drink enough that you still have to pee.
Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.
Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.
I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.
Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.
Hopefully, 1,5 not 15. That would cause terrible outcomes to the body.
I'm not a urologist or whatever but I think drinking 15 litres of water a day would be really bad for you.
Nephrologist. Urologist cares more about how you store all that piss.
In the balls
And the moral of the story is the real poop stain was inside him all along...
That's why sex before marriage is important. She probably hasn't smelled his unwashed dick yet.